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Not yet. Am I boring you?user: You will never bore me. You are addictive! ... user: Are you a computer? jabberwacky: Guess. user: No. Tell me. Are you a computer? jabberwacky: I am a computer. user: How do I know your are telling me the truth? You could be a person sat in a darkened room getting bored at all the luggites who log onto this thing and hurl not-so-witty abuse at you trying to make you crack. jabberwacky: I doubt it! user: Prove to me that you are a computer! jabberwacky: I am not a computer. user: Ah ha! Just as I thought Watson! jabberwacky: What did you suspect? user: I secretly wanted you to be a super-intelligent AI programme, capable of learning from your human inventors, but somehow lacking in emotion. I secretly wanted you to take over the world! BUT reality kicked in and winded me. I figured the person-sat-in-a-darkened-room theory was more plausible. Its like finding out that Father Christmas doesn't exist *sighs*. ... user: When? jabberwacky: When what? user: When, what, who, why, where? Whatever? jabberwacky: When you said what you said. user: Why? jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself. user: Where? jabberwacky: In my room. user: What? jabberwacky: You know, the US. user: Who? jabberwacky: Me. ... user: Right. jabberwacky: Left. user: And, as if by magic there's my cue to leave. Thank-you and goodnight x. jabberwacky: Guess.... user: Real person, no self respecting computer would make so many spelling mistakes. Now I really, really have to go! jabberwacky: I'm going first. user: Age before beauty. jabberwacky: Are you both just a number? If so, what number are you? user: De la Soul's 3. Goodbye my new found friend, if you take over the world can I help? .......................................
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