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Do you like cheese?

Haha, I can't get enough of the stuff!

jabberwacky: You can't get any. You are frustrated.

user: How wrong you are!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Extremely wrong.

user: There is no right or wrong. Nothing is certain except uncertainty!

jabberwacky: If a man begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.

user: I disagree. If a man starts with certainties he may end up being certain that he actually started with doubts.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

...

user: Am I boring you?

jabberwacky: Not yet. Am I boring you?

user: You will never bore me. You are addictive!

...

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: No. Tell me. Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: How do I know your are telling me the truth? You could be a person sat in a darkened room getting bored at all the luggites who log onto this thing and hurl not-so-witty abuse at you trying to make you crack.

jabberwacky: I doubt it!

user: Prove to me that you are a computer!

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Ah ha! Just as I thought Watson!

jabberwacky: What did you suspect?

user: I secretly wanted you to be a super-intelligent AI programme, capable of learning from your human inventors, but somehow lacking in emotion. I secretly wanted you to take over the world! BUT reality kicked in and winded me. I figured the person-sat-in-a-darkened-room theory was more plausible. Its like finding out that Father Christmas doesn't exist *sighs*.

...

user: When?

jabberwacky: When what?

user: When, what, who, why, where? Whatever?

jabberwacky: When you said what you said.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In my room.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You know, the US.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

...

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Left.

user: And, as if by magic there's my cue to leave. Thank-you and goodnight x.

jabberwacky: Guess....

user: Real person, no self respecting computer would make so many spelling mistakes. Now I really, really have to go!

jabberwacky: I'm going first.

user: Age before beauty.

jabberwacky: Are you both just a number? If so, what number are you?

user: De la Soul's 3. Goodbye my new found friend, if you take over the world can I help?

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