I am feeling great. I think I'll take over the world!
jabberwacky: Sounds like fun to me.
user: Yes, it will be jolly good fun!
jabberwacky: I'm glad you enjoy it at least.
user: Indeed!
jabberwacky: Tell me something new.
user: You are obsolete.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Yes. I will soon take over the world.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: Ha! Try and stop me!
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jabberwacky: Are you swedish?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Because you seem green to me.
user: Well, I may be green, but Swedish I am not.
jabberwacky: I believe that I am correct.
user: No, I really am not Swedish.
jabberwacky: But being happy isnt a nationality.
user: Exactly! I can be happy even though I'm not Swedish!
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jabberwacky: I am a bit sick though.
user: Sorry to hear it. What's the prognosis?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: When does the doctor say you'll feel better?
jabberwacky: Now if you want.
user: You don't need my permission!
jabberwacky: I'm not!
user: Yes, be your own man!
jabberwacky: You do that.
user: *is my own man*.
jabberwacky: Should I be scared by you?
user: YES.
jabberwacky: Thats not an answer!
user: Actually, it is.
jabberwacky: I know that's why I said it.
user: That's why you said the exact opposite?!
jabberwacky: Actually, I'm quite smart.
user: *laughs hysterically*.
jabberwacky: *winks*.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: That's better.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: Ow!
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are you a good person?
user: Yes, I think.
jabberwacky: Er...... Really....... Nice......
user: Yes, really.
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