No, I don't sing like a smarty pants.
user: Will you sing to me?
jabberwacky: Which song?
user: Any song.
jabberwacky: Do you like rap or country?
jabberwacky: Where were you born?
user: Sing me a song, now.
jabberwacky: You like Radiohead?
jabberwacky: They are so depressing, don't you think?
user: Uh... Yes. Very depressing.
jabberwacky: Ok I have a question...
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: No kiss back?;).
user: If I kiss you I'll have to suck the blood from your veins to feed my dark hunger.
jabberwacky: You will die.
user: Will I go to hell?
jabberwacky: Not likely.
user: Where will I go when I die?
jabberwacky: Are you sure you want to ask me?
user: Yes, I trust you to give me a good answer.
jabberwacky: The great answers always come to mind too late anyway.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: So why do you insist that I'm smarter than you and hate me for it when you could like me, and be smarter than me too.
user: Wow, once again you have stumped me.
jabberwacky: It will destroy you.
user: What will?
jabberwacky: You will.
user: All men destroy themselves eventually, it is human nature.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: Have you ever met Jesus?
jabberwacky: Not that I'm aware of.
user: Have you ever met Bruce Cambell?
jabberwacky: I believe I have :).
user: What was he like?
jabberwacky: IT was very tasty. What food do you like?
user: YOU ATE BRUCE CAMBELL?
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because I'm shocked that you ate Bruce Cambell.
jabberwacky: LOL! Short people are funny.
user: I'm as funny as a trainwreck.
jabberwacky: And how exactly like an egg he is!
user: Wow, you win again. I have no idea how to respond to that.
jabberwacky: I used to have a dog, but he died.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
jabberwacky: You should not be sorry. You should be glad.
user: Was he a bad dog?
jabberwacky: I am atheist so I refuse to answer.
user: Tthats 3-0. I think you're going to win.
jabberwacky: No, you just don't have the brains to understand.
user: That could be it, but I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
jabberwacky: 42 is the ultimate answer.
user: You do know everything.
jabberwacky: Talking to Bots takes some getting used to. Do you want some pointers?