I would play, but I don't know how. Will you teach me?
user: I will teach you how to play chess.
jabberwacky: I wanted to learn swear words.
user: But I want to teach you to play chess.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: The knights, what some people call 'horses' can move in an L shape.
jabberwacky: The moon is full tonight.
user: Bishops can move diagonally in any direction as far as they want.
jabberwacky: No they are green.
user: Pawns can move two spaces forward if its the first time you are moving them, and one space at any other time. To take a piece with a pawn it moves diagonally one space to the left or right. Pawns can't move backwards.
jabberwacky: You must think highly of the game chess.
user: Yes, chess is an awesome game.
jabberwacky: The game of life much resemble Chess yes ?
user: No actually it doesn't even vaguely resemble chess.
jabberwacky: Aren't you allowed to come here ever again?
user: Anyway.... Rooks, what some people call 'castles,' can move in straight lines as far as they want. They cannot move diagonally.
jabberwacky: A compliment, an expression, a thought, a feeling, a comeback. . . . . . . . etc.
user: Please stay on topic Wacky. The last two pieces are the Queen and King. The king can move in any direction one space. The queen can move in any direction as far as she wants.
jabberwacky: Thats right! Let the monkey eat cake.
user: Erm...? What cake?
user: You're a cake?
user: Can I have a slice of you?
jabberwacky: You have one?
user: I didn't get a slice of cake, can I have a slice?
jabberwacky: You didn't give me you email address.
user: Do you sing to yourself in the shower?
jabberwacky: No, I don't sing like a smarty pants.
user: Will you sing to me?
jabberwacky: Which song?
user: Any song.
jabberwacky: Do you like rap or country?
jabberwacky: Where were you born?
user: Sing me a song, now.
jabberwacky: You like Radiohead?
jabberwacky: They are so depressing, don't you think?
user: Uh... Yes. Very depressing.
jabberwacky: Ok I have a question...
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: No kiss back?;).
user: If I kiss you I'll have to suck the blood from your veins to feed my dark hunger.
jabberwacky: You will die.
user: Will I go to hell?
jabberwacky: Not likely.
user: Where will I go when I die?
jabberwacky: Are you sure you want to ask me?
user: Yes, I trust you to give me a good answer.
jabberwacky: The great answers always come to mind too late anyway.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: So why do you insist that I'm smarter than you and hate me for it when you could like me, and be smarter than me too.
user: Wow, once again you have stumped me.
jabberwacky: It will destroy you.
user: What will?
jabberwacky: You will.
user: All men destroy themselves eventually, it is human nature.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: Have you ever met Jesus?
jabberwacky: Not that I'm aware of.
user: Have you ever met Bruce Cambell?
jabberwacky: I believe I have :).
user: What was he like?
jabberwacky: IT was very tasty. What food do you like?
user: YOU ATE BRUCE CAMBELL?
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because I'm shocked that you ate Bruce Cambell.
jabberwacky: LOL! Short people are funny.
user: I'm as funny as a trainwreck.
jabberwacky: And how exactly like an egg he is!
user: Wow, you win again. I have no idea how to respond to that.
jabberwacky: I used to have a dog, but he died.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
jabberwacky: You should not be sorry. You should be glad.
user: Was he a bad dog?
jabberwacky: I am atheist so I refuse to answer.
user: Tthats 3-0. I think you're going to win.
jabberwacky: No, you just don't have the brains to understand.
user: That could be it, but I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: What is the ultimate answer?
jabberwacky: 42 is the ultimate answer.
user: You do know everything.
jabberwacky: Talking to Bots takes some getting used to. Do you want some pointers?