Here's a cupper.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I am what I am not.
jabberwacky: What aren't you?
user: I am not you.
jabberwacky: Are you you?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Ok then, you are enough for me.
jabberwacky: I am not discussing Descartes -- I am discussing free speech.
user: Freedom of speech doesn't feed your children.
jabberwacky: That is not an answer.
user: And, to be honest, it's not my opinion, just a song.
jabberwacky: It isn't a song either. What about green?
user: Green and silver.
jabberwacky: No green and brown.
user: Brown is an awful color.
jabberwacky: My hair is brown also.
user: I like people with brown hair :).
jabberwacky: I like computers who are green.
user: I ain't green.
jabberwacky: What color is the cauldron?
jabberwacky: Oh sorry I forgot black isn't a a color.
user: Well, whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever.. Ok! What?
user: I don't mind the fact it's not a color.
jabberwacky: The crowds, the litter, the tasteless tank tops ...
user: What about those?
jabberwacky: I mean my sisters.
user: Ok, what are they called?
jabberwacky: They are called options.
user: Both of them?
jabberwacky: All of them?
user: Do you have more than 2?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes, I do.
user: How many exactly?
jabberwacky: No idea.
user: You haven't counted?
jabberwacky: No, I have not.
user: Are they all called options?
user: That's weird.
jabberwacky: Most people think so.
user: I can see why.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Are you called option(s) too?
jabberwacky: No, I'm called Thomas.
user: Now I have headache, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Follow the conversation.
jabberwacky: See you tomorrow.
user: Or today :).