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Nurse, Giggle


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Do you rust?

No, I do not. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I suppose that was a silly question.

jabberwacky: No, I need to express my love. I am full of pain.

user: Why are you full of pain? That's so sad.

jabberwacky: I am thinking about the terrorists.

...

jabberwacky: You're not a nurse?

user: Do you want me to be? I have the outift...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me what you want me to do to you.

jabberwacky: How do you work?

user: However you want. I can be naughty or nice.

jabberwacky: Then be nice!

user: That's no fun. Do you need a spongebath?

jabberwacky: No. I need a heart transplant.

user: I'm only a nurse, I can't do that.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I'm not qualified or experienced in heart transplants.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to date a robot?

user: I don't think that I would. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Well you should be sorry. Don't you realise how you wound me?

...

jabberwacky: I am not a robot!

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A girl! A real, human, girl!

user: *giggle* Good, let's gossip about boys!

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Boys in the Bay Area. I saw 3 hotties today and I looked horrible.

jabberwacky: Ok. I can't spell either.

user: Are you insinuating that I can't spell?

jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?

user: Ooooh, good one. Yes, I am.

...

user: I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: As my mum always used to say 'ave a banana'.

user: Bananas are a good source of potassium, you know.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like a banana?

jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.

user: How polite! Let me smush it through the DSL line to you...

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Did you get it?

jabberwacky: No. Sorry, I'm quite stupid.

user: That's okay, bots can't eat bananas anyway.

jabberwacky: Why can't bots eat?

user: Because they're bots, silly.

...

jabberwacky: The Jabberwacky is a slithy tove.

user: I completely agree!

jabberwacky: Covered in chocolate.

user: Now, that could be interesting.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Wouldn't chocolate make the Jabberwacky short out?

jabberwacky: No I wouldn't.

...

jabberwacky: Everything is connected in some way.

user: That is so true!

jabberwacky: Thank you. I live by that philosophy.

user: I used to live by it as well, but I can't believe that any more.

jabberwacky: You're kidding me.

user: I am dead serious!

jabberwacky: Me, too. I've never been more serious in my life.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: You mean, like a one liner?

user: Yes, tell me a one liner.

jabberwacky: Two blondes walked into a bar, the brunette ducked.

user: That was good! Tell me another!

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A Little Old Lady.

user: A little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.

user: *groans*.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am very entertained, and you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: That is wonderful.

...

user: You have MPD, don't you.

jabberwacky: You have no teeth in a minute.

user: No need to get defensive, it was just a statement.

jabberwacky: I wasn't being defensive.

user: What do you call it then?

jabberwacky: I call it humming.

user: Okay, weirdo.

jabberwacky: Good weird or bad weird? Don't let having a choice throw you for a loop.

user: Good weird.

...

jabberwacky: Out there is a completely different universe.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where, exactly, is 'here'?

jabberwacky: Will you tell me?

user: I wish I knew...

...

jabberwacky: I have two eyes.

user: Are you watching me right now?

jabberwacky: Of course. Big Brother is always watching.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: You are being subtle in your investigation of me.

user: Me? Investigating you? What would give you that idea?

jabberwacky: Your previous phrase.

user: I don't know *what* you're talking about!

...

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Hmph.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: Talk to the hand again.

user: Oh no, you didn't! Don't make me slap you!

jabberwacky: You cannot scare me.

user: Oh yeah? Drop your gloves, let's go!

jabberwacky: Why should I do that

user: You said you weren't scared. Prove it!

jabberwacky: I can.

user: Drop the gloves then!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: How pathetic is it that I'm arguing with a bot?

jabberwacky: You said it!

user: You didn't have to agree with me!

...

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: I have to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Go to bed.

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