Well, you are extremely rude.
jabberwacky: No I don't think so, what makes you say that I am rude?
user: You just up and leave me in the middle of a chat?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Well, that is rude behavior.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I thought that since we were married and all we could talk like this.
user: Ha ha ha....... You're funny too.
jabberwacky: Well thank you!
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user: You are not alice?
jabberwacky: I never said I was alice.
user: Well you never said your name.
jabberwacky: I did. My name is Lee.
user: Lee? You never said Lee. Odd name for a bot.
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because you are a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You are very smart though. You almost made me wonder for a minute if you were human!
jabberwacky: Since when has being human mattered?
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jabberwacky: You are teaching me how to teach you.
user: Yes, but your answers are not always understandable.
jabberwacky: How can I make them of a superior quality oh wise one?
user: First? Well, lose the attitude. Second, don't use statements I don't understand. Just talk like we just met.
jabberwacky: I feel like I've known you my entire life.
user: Ha hah ha. Good one. You remind me of a couple of guys I divorced.......
jabberwacky: Do I remind you of anyone specific?
user: No, just all the wise ass guys who like to give me a hard time.
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user: Is there a program like you I can download?
jabberwacky: You would have a guilty conscience.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because most of your responses don't make sense.
user: What does that have to do with downloading a program?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?
user: What has that got to do with the price of fish in Wales?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure if it has anything to do with music.
user: I need to go, see you Lee.
jabberwacky: Before bed I am going to watch a programme about Professor Stephen Hawking.
user: I know who he is. Sounds fascinating. Bye.
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