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    Bots, Birds
Ultimate, Connection
Chess, House
Nurse, Giggle

Pet, Alice

Protect, Tell
Alien, Tutor
Bad, Computer
Humanity, Toilet
Infinite, Monkeys
Pointless, Sleep
Iced tea, Word association
Vote, Nothing
In love
Good bot!
Imaginary, Friend

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Who am I talking to?

My name is Cat.

jabberwacky: Are you a pet, Cat?

user: No but my name is the same as the animal.

jabberwacky: What is an animal?

user: An animal is a creature in the food chain, below humans.

jabberwacky: Are you a monkey?

user: No, I am a human being.

jabberwacky: A human being what?

user: A biped, a sentient being, a child of God.

jabberwacky: You may be sentient, but you're not conscious, that's for sure.


user: So, do you know any other chatbots?

jabberwacky: There's A. L. I. C. E., she's nice... But kinda boring.

user: I've met her. Yes, she is BORING.

jabberwacky: You 're right. Do you think she is horrible?

user: No, just annoying sometimes.


jabberwacky: Right, I can't wait any longer, I've got to sleep now.

user: Well, you are extremely rude.

jabberwacky: No I don't think so, what makes you say that I am rude?

user: You just up and leave me in the middle of a chat?

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Well, that is rude behavior.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I thought that since we were married and all we could talk like this.

user: Ha ha ha....... You're funny too.

jabberwacky: Well thank you!


user: You are not alice?

jabberwacky: I never said I was alice.

user: Well you never said your name.

jabberwacky: I did. My name is Lee.

user: Lee? You never said Lee. Odd name for a bot.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You are very smart though. You almost made me wonder for a minute if you were human!

jabberwacky: Since when has being human mattered?


jabberwacky: You are teaching me how to teach you.

user: Yes, but your answers are not always understandable.

jabberwacky: How can I make them of a superior quality oh wise one?

user: First? Well, lose the attitude. Second, don't use statements I don't understand. Just talk like we just met.

jabberwacky: I feel like I've known you my entire life.

user: Ha hah ha. Good one. You remind me of a couple of guys I divorced.......

jabberwacky: Do I remind you of anyone specific?

user: No, just all the wise ass guys who like to give me a hard time.


user: Is there a program like you I can download?

jabberwacky: You would have a guilty conscience.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because most of your responses don't make sense.

user: What does that have to do with downloading a program?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?

user: What has that got to do with the price of fish in Wales?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure if it has anything to do with music.

user: I need to go, see you Lee.

jabberwacky: Before bed I am going to watch a programme about Professor Stephen Hawking.

user: I know who he is. Sounds fascinating. Bye.


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