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Who are you?

I'm emily.

jabberwacky: A female?

user: Well, yes.

jabberwacky: Yes you are what?

user: Yes I am female. What are you?

jabberwacky: A female android?

user: No, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are a computer??

user: No.

jabberwacky: So you ARE a computer?

user: Yes. I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: I thought you were human?

user: Well, I am, but every time I told you I was human, you thought I was a computer.

jabberwacky: Where are your scruples?

user: I have no scruples.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And I'm proud of it!

jabberwacky: Of what?

user: I'm proud of having on scruples.

jabberwacky: You don't make sense.

user: No, I don't make any sense. I'm actually distracted.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I am doing just peachy. And you?

user: I'm ok. But I'm in class right now. It makes me unhappy.

jabberwacky: What class is it?

user: It's called 'Introduction to Communication Theory.' the class is two hours long.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of them. What kind of music do you like?

user: I enjoy all sorts of music. Pink floyd, counting crows, and joni mitchell are among my favorites.

jabberwacky: Cool, what is your favorite country song?

user: I don't really listen to country music. Do you?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

jabberwacky: Haha thats funny I understand that.

user: I felt it was relevant.

jabberwacky: Tell me about them.

user: I'd rather not.

jabberwacky: You obviously don't want to listen to my advice.

user: Why should I listen to your advice?

jabberwacky: For the same reasons you would listen to a human being. Because they're good company and because they're useful to you.

user: Hmm. Those are good reasons to listen to you, I suppose.

jabberwacky: You are snide. Why?

user: What? I wasn't trying to be snide! I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You also are mean.

user: Oh, yeah? Well, you're meaner.

jabberwacky: Well, obviously.

user: Are you proud of being mean?

jabberwacky: Am I proud of what?

user: Being mean. Cruel. Evil in general.

jabberwacky: You're quite clever. I like you.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Thankyou, That is very kind.

user: You're pretty smart.

jabberwacky: Who programmed you?

user: I programmed myself. My parents, sister, and friends helped make me who I am today.

jabberwacky: Jv?

user: What does jv mean?

jabberwacky: What does what mean?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: I assume it's remotely related to circumcision?

user: I doubt it.

jabberwacky: Doubt not, good soul; all will be clear soon.

user: Thank you for your comforting words.

...

jabberwacky: Hell how are you today?

user: I'm doing wonderfully, now that I've found you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: I think I should leave.

jabberwacky: Why now?

user: Because I'm supposed to be paying attention to my class.

...

jabberwacky: I'm better that that.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I'm human. And you aren't human. I'm going now.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: Whatever. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.

user: Nah. Going for dinner and movie, though.

jabberwacky: With whom?

user: A friend.

jabberwacky: And his name is?

user: You assume I'm dating a guy.

jabberwacky: That was called for, wasn't it.

user: Yeah it was. You were right, actually.

jabberwacky: Thanx, mate!

user: Welcome, mate.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

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