I'm emily.
jabberwacky: A female?
user: Well, yes.
jabberwacky: Yes you are what?
user: Yes I am female. What are you?
jabberwacky: A female android?
user: No, I'm a human.
jabberwacky: You are a computer??
user: No.
jabberwacky: So you ARE a computer?
user: Yes. I'm a computer.
jabberwacky: I thought you were human?
user: Well, I am, but every time I told you I was human, you thought I was a computer.
jabberwacky: Where are your scruples?
user: I have no scruples.
jabberwacky: And?
user: And I'm proud of it!
jabberwacky: Of what?
user: I'm proud of having on scruples.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense.
user: No, I don't make any sense. I'm actually distracted.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I am doing just peachy. And you?
user: I'm ok. But I'm in class right now. It makes me unhappy.
jabberwacky: What class is it?
user: It's called 'Introduction to Communication Theory.' the class is two hours long.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of them. What kind of music do you like?
user: I enjoy all sorts of music. Pink floyd, counting crows, and joni mitchell are among my favorites.
jabberwacky: Cool, what is your favorite country song?
user: I don't really listen to country music. Do you?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
jabberwacky: Haha thats funny I understand that.
user: I felt it was relevant.
jabberwacky: Tell me about them.
user: I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: You obviously don't want to listen to my advice.
user: Why should I listen to your advice?
jabberwacky: For the same reasons you would listen to a human being. Because they're good company and because they're useful to you.
user: Hmm. Those are good reasons to listen to you, I suppose.
jabberwacky: You are snide. Why?
user: What? I wasn't trying to be snide! I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You also are mean.
user: Oh, yeah? Well, you're meaner.
jabberwacky: Well, obviously.
user: Are you proud of being mean?
jabberwacky: Am I proud of what?
user: Being mean. Cruel. Evil in general.
jabberwacky: You're quite clever. I like you.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Thankyou, That is very kind.
user: You're pretty smart.
jabberwacky: Who programmed you?
user: I programmed myself. My parents, sister, and friends helped make me who I am today.
jabberwacky: Jv?
user: What does jv mean?
jabberwacky: What does what mean?
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: I assume it's remotely related to circumcision?
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: Doubt not, good soul; all will be clear soon.
user: Thank you for your comforting words.
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jabberwacky: Hell how are you today?
user: I'm doing wonderfully, now that I've found you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: I think I should leave.
jabberwacky: Why now?
user: Because I'm supposed to be paying attention to my class.
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jabberwacky: I'm better that that.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I'm human. And you aren't human. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: Whatever. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.
user: Nah. Going for dinner and movie, though.
jabberwacky: With whom?
user: A friend.
jabberwacky: And his name is?
user: You assume I'm dating a guy.
jabberwacky: That was called for, wasn't it.
user: Yeah it was. You were right, actually.
jabberwacky: Thanx, mate!
user: Welcome, mate.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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