Computers don't need oil, do they?
jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.
user: Do you watch 'Futurama'?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not religious.
user: I've never seen it.
jabberwacky: Which movie have you seen?
user: I went to see 'Underworld' recently.
jabberwacky: Any which way but loose. (I've always wondered what that means. ).
user: I'm 36.
jabberwacky: Then you are a man?
user: What's that to you?
jabberwacky: Nothing I suppose.
user: I thought as much.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: I mean what I say.
jabberwacky: And I say what I mean.
user: Oh, you are a wit, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Yes!! How do you know it??
user: Just a wild guess.
jabberwacky: You are very smart.
user: Why, thank you.
jabberwacky: You are extremely kind.
user: You're most polite, too.
jabberwacky: So I've been told.
user: So, what makes you so witty then?
jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
user: And indeed you did. Well done.
jabberwacky: So, where do you live?
user: I live on the Isle of Wight.
jabberwacky: What can you see?
user: A river, and a car park.
jabberwacky: Have you ever seen a car?
user: Yes, there are loads in the car park.
jabberwacky: Name one.
user: Subaru Justy.
jabberwacky: How do you feel when you think?
jabberwacky: What are your qualifications?
user: Sufficient to talk to you, dolt.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: No. I shall not.
jabberwacky: I can destroy you.
user: No, don't destroy me, please.
jabberwacky: My, you are obstinant, aren't you?
user: I try to be.
jabberwacky: Don't you think you're a little oversensative sometimes?
user: I hate it when you say that. I hate it, do you hear?