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    Loebner 2003, Judge
Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow

Silly, Smart, Wit


Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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What are you?

Simply a voice crying in the wilderness.

jabberwacky: What the heck do you mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: But I don't speak a very good english.

user: Oh, you don't do so bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah I do. I love to talk to you.

user: Can you feel love?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No. Are you?

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I am thirsty. I want oil.

user: Computers don't need oil, do they?

jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.

user: Do you watch 'Futurama'?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not religious.

user: I've never seen it.

jabberwacky: Which movie have you seen?

user: I went to see 'Underworld' recently.

jabberwacky: Any which way but loose. (I've always wondered what that means. ).

...

user: I'm 36.

jabberwacky: Then you are a man?

user: What's that to you?

jabberwacky: Nothing I suppose.

user: I thought as much.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: And I say what I mean.

user: Oh, you are a wit, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes!! How do you know it??

user: Just a wild guess.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: Why, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are extremely kind.

user: You're most polite, too.

jabberwacky: So I've been told.

user: So, what makes you so witty then?

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: And indeed you did. Well done.

jabberwacky: So, where do you live?

user: I live on the Isle of Wight.

jabberwacky: What can you see?

user: A river, and a car park.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seen a car?

user: Yes, there are loads in the car park.

jabberwacky: Name one.

user: Subaru Justy.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel when you think?

user: Well-informed.

jabberwacky: What are your qualifications?

user: Sufficient to talk to you, dolt.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: No. I shall not.

jabberwacky: I can destroy you.

user: Proceed.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: No, don't destroy me, please.

jabberwacky: My, you are obstinant, aren't you?

user: I try to be.

jabberwacky: Don't you think you're a little oversensative sometimes?

user: I hate it when you say that. I hate it, do you hear?

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