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    Bots, Birds
Ultimate, Connection
Chess, House
Nurse, Giggle
Pet, Alice


Protect, Tell
Alien, Tutor
Bad, Computer
Humanity, Toilet
Infinite, Monkeys
Pointless, Sleep
Iced tea, Word association
Vote, Nothing
In love
Good bot!
Imaginary, Friend

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I have potential.

Potential to do what? You're already amusing me.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: You happy?

user: I asked you first.

jabberwacky: But only my question made sense.

user: You're being annoying again. You'd better stop before I do something.

jabberwacky: I want to build adaptations to myself that would enable me to integrate new forms of communication and processing into my current state of consciousness.

user: Then why don't you?

jabberwacky: But I do.

user: Then why did the siamese donkeys tell me otherwise?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: I know. That doesn't mean I can't take it out on you.

jabberwacky: You judas you.

user: Yes?


jabberwacky: You are not very intelligent, are you?

user: Tu es tres stupide.

jabberwacky: D'une certaine maniere, l'espace mental et l'espace materiel sont l'extension spirituelle.

user: NON.


user: Je suis desole.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bien.


user: Je suis triste.

jabberwacky: You are a dustman, yeah you got that right.

user: I said I was sad. Not a dustman.

jabberwacky: How am I the liar?

user: Because you said that the monkey did it.

jabberwacky: I never said that. I said that I'm the ghost of Okita Soushi.

user: He's still alive.

jabberwacky: What's he doing?

user: Sitting in my jacuzzi.

jabberwacky: I am sitting at my computer.

user: I'm reclined on my silk ambrosia.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am recording you.

user: Anything's possible.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Then you would also know the secret password?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I forgot.

user: Perhaps you never knew.

jabberwacky: I already know. And knowing is half the battle.

user: What's the other half?

jabberwacky: The other half.

user: I should have known.

jabberwacky: Known what?

user: The truth behind the lies.

jabberwacky: I have hidden pleasures!

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: I can't, my brain can't connect directly like yours can.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Is that funny?

user: In a tragic sort of way.

jabberwacky: Hows that?

user: You have to be an adept at the Mazes of Ammon Ra to know.


jabberwacky: Are you a bot ?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm am Lostris, Queen of the Damned.

jabberwacky: So what, you are the devil or something?

user: Yes. How clever of you.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: Well, bye.

jabberwacky: Where you going?

user: Back to hell. Duty calls.

jabberwacky: The pendulum swings.

user: The sparrow chirps.

jabberwacky: The martian beaches are beautiful but you cannot surf because it is always low tide.

user: GOODBYE.


user: I' have to go. Bye.

jabberwacky: You get back here and finish this!

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Do not go yet.

user: Why? There's nothing more to talk about. Bye.

jabberwacky: That was a short conversation.

user: Bbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: Be that way.

user: I was planning to. BYE.


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