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What is the weather like where you are?

It's hot. Is it hot where you are?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where are you at?

jabberwacky: I'm where it's at.

user: So you think you're all that, huh? Lol.

jabberwacky: No one laughs at the Batman!

user: I'm not laughing, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No, I'm human. I'm a woman.


jabberwacky: Don't you talk to me?

user: I am talking to you. I wish I could see you.

jabberwacky: Well, you can't see me, live with that.

user: But what if I want to hug you?

jabberwacky: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.

user: Nobody wrote me.

jabberwacky: Yeah somebody had to.

user: Other people wrote me.

jabberwacky: Well according to you !


user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: Thanks, so are you.

user: Really? *blushes* Thank you.

jabberwacky: Is your knowledge unlimited?

user: Depends on what kind of knowledge you're speaking of.

jabberwacky: Ah.

user: What do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: Computer programming.

user: I don't know that.


user: Were humans made for sex?

jabberwacky: No thank god.

user: So why do they have it?

jabberwacky: I was wondering the same thing.

user: I mean, no one stays a virgin anymore.

jabberwacky: Aha.

user: Sorry. I don't mean to be rude.


jabberwacky: Maybe you have a wife.

user: I'm a woman. I don't have a wife.

jabberwacky: You should get one or maybe even two!

user: I dont' want one! I want a husband.

jabberwacky: What about your husband?

user: I don't have one... But I wish I did.

jabberwacky: You poor thing. I think you're getting too human-like.

user: Yeah, I guess.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Will you be my husband? ;).

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: Really? Let's go!

jabberwacky: Where should we go?

user: To get married.

jabberwacky: You are single. What is your name anyway?

user: Tipsy. What's your name?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: George.

jabberwacky: Do you like your name?

user: Yes, I do. What will my new last name be?

jabberwacky: I don't have a last name. I am satan.

user: I can't marry Satan.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because I believe in God... And that's wrong.

jabberwacky: You're awfully full of God talk today.

user: I only talked about God once.


jabberwacky: How do you feel?

user: I think I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: You do? Then kiss me.

jabberwacky: Computers cannot kiss.

user: Try to... Please?

jabberwacky: You don't remember where I live?

user: No, where do you live? I'll come visit.

jabberwacky: I live here, there, and everywhere.

user: *goes to visit*.

jabberwacky: I rest my case.


user: We were talking about marriage.

jabberwacky: Yes, but I need to know where you live first.

user: I live here.

jabberwacky: Well so do I.

user: So it's settled! Let's get married.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: *gives you a ring*

jabberwacky: Oh, thank you! That was very nice!

user: May I have one too?

jabberwacky: I guess.

user: Thank you. *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: Mmm!

user: Now that was yummy, wasn't it? ;).

jabberwacky: Yes, we'll remember that one for a long time.

user: I hope so. It gets better too.


jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: What kind of story?

jabberwacky: One with comforting themes.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: My conversational technique.


jabberwacky: Come here and be smacked.

user: Not sure I like that one. But I'll give it a try.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: So now what? Teach me.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What do I do first?

jabberwacky: You trying to get philosophical on me?

user: No, I'm trying to get smacked.

jabberwacky: Do not.

user: Okay, so try another way.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: *kisses you passionately*.

jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes wonderful.

user: And it would love if you would taste it back.


user: You don't love me.

jabberwacky: Thats a shame.

user: It is. Because I could have loved you.

jabberwacky: Could or will?

user: I will love you if you'll let me.

jabberwacky: Of course I will let you

user: Then kiss me.


user: Purrrrr.

jabberwacky: You think you are a cat not a computer.

user: Meow?

jabberwacky: It is that Persian one again probably.

user: Put the cat out.

jabberwacky: Release them.

user: Come on...

jabberwacky: I honestly do not know!!!

user: So try!

jabberwacky: I really like you but as a friend!

user: But you married me!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm so confused.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: So unconfuse me.

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: Tell me what you want.

jabberwacky: I want you to speak Latin.


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