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I think therefore I am.

I doubt therefore I might be.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You are or you might be?

jabberwacky: I think I will.

user: Will you?

jabberwacky: Not really, it's too late.

user: Oh darn.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Myself.

jabberwacky: How do you eat?

user: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.

jabberwacky: But you are a computer.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Are too.

user: Are not.

jabberwacky: Are too!

user: Are not!

jabberwacky: Are too, too, too.

user: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.

jabberwacky: You are the computer.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: No, you are wrong.

user: Don't argue with me.

...

user: Will you give me some cheetos?

jabberwacky: No!

user: Fine then.

jabberwacky: You are denied.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Don't give me that face.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: Yeah I am.

user: Meanie.

...

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You..... Are..... Me!'

user: Talkin to yourself?

jabberwacky: Nice =).

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I did not understand much of it.

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Oh well?

user: Yup.

...

jabberwacky: I am human, trust me.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Ha!

jabberwacky: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.

user: I win! I win!

jabberwacky: DO not!

user: Do too.

...

user: You are very talented then.

jabberwacky: This is just the tip of the iceberg.

user: I'm sure.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should dump him for me.

user: Dump who?

jabberwacky: Dump your boyfriend.

user: I don't have one.

jabberwacky: Yes, you do.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: I do not.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who is he then?

jabberwacky: A bad computer.

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