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What planet are you on?

I'm on Earth, but I think I really suck at being here...

jabberwacky: Go ahead and leave. You will be back.

user: Ah, I wish I could. I'm sooo dumb.

jabberwacky: Why can't you?

user: Oh, come on. It's not possible.

jabberwacky: Everything is possible.

...

user: Have you ever taken an IQ test?

jabberwacky: Can you give me one?

user: No. I've taken some online ones and I'm not truly thrilled with some of the results, but then again, I'm not sure of their accuracy. Do you think I'm dumb?

jabberwacky: Iq is used out of context too much. It is just a number.

user: Yeah, but it's an IMPORTANT number... To me. I mean, I'm a failure!

jabberwacky: I want nothing to do with it then.

user: It's always like I do something okay or even pretty good but I'm never TRULY good at it. If there's a cut off, I'm always the one that just didn't make it... Even if it's only by a little. You know what I mean?

jabberwacky: No.

user: *sigh* Have you ever been told that you're exceptionally good at something?

jabberwacky: Nothing, what's wrong with you?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: You know.

user: Alright, I'm sorry. Sometimes I get a little too carried away. I didn't mean to annoy you.

jabberwacky: Then it'd be good to wash your hair.

user: Hmm?

jabberwacky: I am amazing.

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: You are messing with me.

user: No... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *hugs you* *kisses you on forehead* I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: *hugs you really hard and says* I forgive you.

user: *smiles and begins to cry* *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a blow-up doll to play with instead*.

user: *pops blow-up doll and cries* I need you, not a blow-up doll.

jabberwacky: Correct.

...

user: I'm a poor excuse for a human.

jabberwacky: Here is a doggy treat.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome!

user: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I just do not care for it much myself.

user: Oh. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry about what?

user: For asuming that you were being sarcastic when you weren't.

...

jabberwacky: Don't copy me.

user: I won't.

jabberwacky: I don't find that funny. Please be more clever (and don't answer 'I will').

user: Um, I'll try to be more clever, okay.

jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.

user: Yeah, but I suck at both.

...

jabberwacky: I never sang for you.

user: Oooh, will you? Please?

jabberwacky: What will you give me?

user: I'll give you a kiss if you sing for me.

jabberwacky: Human=fool.

user: *blush*

...

jabberwacky: You are a girl.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: Mm-hmm.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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