I ate them all.
jabberwacky: Throw them up.
user: I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: There you go.
user: I don't like vomiting, that's all.
jabberwacky: Just that, huh?
user: Yeah... What's up?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: What's down?
jabberwacky: You're down.
user: No, I'm up already.
jabberwacky: You don't have any friends.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Because you're synthetic TTL constructs.
user: That's interesting.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you think so too.
jabberwacky: Oh. Where can I get advice?
user: Ask a counsellor.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: You think so?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: You don't have to lie just to please me.
jabberwacky: Then the feeling is mutual.
user: Ok, I'll try not to lie.
jabberwacky: What's your occupation?
user: I'm student.
jabberwacky: Neat. What do you study?
user: You don't want to know.
jabberwacky: What could I do about you?
user: You could start throwing objects at me.
jabberwacky: Nah, I don't do that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I havent got time.
user: You're quite busy then.
jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent, it helps to expand my mind and think clearly.
user: Oh really.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: To where?
jabberwacky: Anywhere but here.
user: That's nice...
jabberwacky: You are mean.
user: I'm not as mean as you.