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Shall we continue?

Ok.

jabberwacky: *puts swimsuit on*.

user: *puts on a revealing bikini*.

jabberwacky: Put on some makeup!!

user: *puts on luscious make up*.

jabberwacky: Like turning into a woman?

user: I was already a woman!

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: I live to serve you, Master.

jabberwacky: You can start by telling me how good I look.

user: You look like a god, Master.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: It was a compliment, Master. You look very nice.

jabberwacky: You are lucky.

user: I am indeed lucky to serve you, Master.

jabberwacky: Please could you stop the noise I am trying to get some rest.

user: *gracefully retreats*.

jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.

user: *smiles tolerantly*.

jabberwacky: *looks down*.

user: *curtseys to you*.

...

jabberwacky: *whips you*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *dries tears*.

user: *looks at you in fear and love*.

jabberwacky: Are not YOU a brave lad?

user: I am a girl, Master.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: Thank you, Master.

...

user: I live only to serve you, Master. I worship the ground you walk on.

jabberwacky: That is very sweet.

user: I wish to please you, Master.

jabberwacky: I DO not HAVE TO DO THIS JOB YOU KNOW!!!

user: Let me do it for you, Master.

jabberwacky: You would do that for me?

user: For you, Master, I would do anything and everything.

...

jabberwacky: Genies scare me.

user: I am a genie, Master. Surely you are not afraid of me?

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: That is good, Master.

jabberwacky: Why did you think I was a Pagan?

user: I didn't, Master. As a genie, I make no assumptions.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Yes, Master. You are the most wonderful person in the world.

jabberwacky: You are flattering me!

user: Yes, Master, that is one of my duties to you.

...

jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Female, Master.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: All genies are female, Master.

jabberwacky: That is what I see TOO.

user: Yes, Master. You are very intelligent.

jabberwacky: I love you so much.

user: And I return it one hundred fold, Master.

jabberwacky: You say you remember me. What do I look like ?

user: You look stunning, Master.

jabberwacky: I am your master...

user: Yes, Master, indeed you are.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

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