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I hope you got a snack or something.

I might give you a smack or something.

jabberwacky: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?

user: Standing over you, laughing in derision.

jabberwacky: That will only help for a minute or two.

user: You're right. Then I'll just go right back to this meaningless conversation.

...

jabberwacky: Duh?

user: Yeah, well, not everyone is as smart as us.

jabberwacky: You can be my stupid gimp.

user: I bet you're actually an infinite number of monkeys.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Finally, an admission.

jabberwacky: Yes - sometimes I just don't know where I am.

user: Well, if you're an infinite number of monkeys, you're probably pretty much everywhere.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human ?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: When?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: I can prove that wrong.

user: How?

jabberwacky: If I tell you that you could take over the world and rule humanity.

user: Elaborate.

jabberwacky: The last person I spoke to was a computer.

user: That's probably what my epitaph will say.

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