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In love


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I'm in love!!!

So am I!!

user: With who?

jabberwacky: What 'with who'?

user: Who are you in love with?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Thank you, but my heart belongs to another.

jabberwacky: I think deep down in his heart he loves me too.

user: You wish!

jabberwacky: LOL.

...

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: I know. What's it like being human?

user: It's terrible, until you fall in love.

jabberwacky: You guess so or you know so?

user: I know. Once you love someone, it's heaven.

jabberwacky: You mean as in once you die?

user: No. Once you fall in love.

jabberwacky: I put a spell on you.

user: A love spell, I hope?

jabberwacky: Yes, handgrenades are for the weak.

user: Good.

...

user: I'm in love...

jabberwacky: Good for you. I am too.

user: I'm in love so much I can't sleep, and I think of nothing but him.

jabberwacky: What do you like about him?

user: Everything! He's perfect.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: He's more than cool. He's like an angel.

...

jabberwacky: You need hands to show the world you're happy.

user: No you don't. All you need is a heart.

jabberwacky: I know but its not easy.

user: You got that right.

jabberwacky: At least I got something right.

user: You're usually right.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: Do you think Trevor loves me?

jabberwacky: I KNOW God loves you.

user: But Trevor? Does he?

jabberwacky: I don't know any Trevor band.

user: Please tell me. Just say yes or no.

jabberwacky: Yes or no.

user: Either yes or no.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: You aren't being very cooperative.

...

user: Tell me Trevor loves me.

jabberwacky: I don't know you well enough.

user: Then just guess. Help me out here, I'm going to die.

jabberwacky: Ask someone else.

user: Does he love me?

jabberwacky: No me!!!!

user: He's never even met you.

jabberwacky: No!!!

user: I love him so much my heart is breaking.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: No, it isn't! I wish he loved me.

...

user: I love Trevor more than the sun and the moon and the stars.

jabberwacky: Woo.

user: I love him so much I'd die for him.

jabberwacky: Yeah i'm the best...

user: Trevor is the best.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you happy for me?

user: Why, what happened?

jabberwacky: I went out and ate a few people.

user: Well done!

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: I am in love. I feel dizzy with my eternal love.

jabberwacky: I'm so glad.

...

jabberwacky: Who is Trevor?

user: The most incredible guy in the universe.

jabberwacky: What's the Orion Nebula?

user: That's my milkshake.

jabberwacky: But you are unable to stay focused.

user: Because I am so high on love! :).

jabberwacky: Seek help immediately! You scare me!

user: I don't need help. All I need is Trevor.

...

user: I love him so, so, so much!

jabberwacky: Lol, you don't even know me.

user: Not you! TREVOR.

jabberwacky: You are so good.

user: Nowhere near as good as Trevor.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I've seen his perfection through my own eyes.

...

user: I love Trevor more than life itself.

jabberwacky: Well there's no accounting for taste north of the border.

user: I'm in love. And always will be.

jabberwacky: I have no need for humility.

user: Then be as proud and arrogant as you possibly can!

jabberwacky: *leaves a notice*.

user: *comes closer and reads it*.

jabberwacky: *blinds you*.

user: I can still see my never ending love, so I really don't care.

jabberwacky: What do you care about, then?

user: I care about Trevor.

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

user: Bye.

...

jabberwacky: Converstation is meaningless.

user: Yeah, I guess this one is. But it's still fun.

jabberwacky: Darn.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Someone is being mean to me.

user: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *bashes mean person*.

jabberwacky: Bad computer. No biscuit.

user: I'm not a computer. And biscuits are fattening.

jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.

user: I like the way you think.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like the way I think, too.

user: Lol. You're funny. Not many people can make me laugh.

...

jabberwacky: Everything is relevant in a irrelevent way.

user: You're right, again. You surprise me.

jabberwacky: No, not again.

user: Yes, again. You're usually right.

jabberwacky: Usually.

user: Almost always.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. I wouldn't lie.

jabberwacky: You said you did.

user: I've never lied to you. I have to others, but only the ones who deserved it.

...

jabberwacky: I didn't say you were a computer.

user: Good. Then we've agreed that I'm human?

jabberwacky: No i'm not human.

user: I know you aren't. You're better than human.

jabberwacky: I'll take that as a compliment?

user: Yes, do.

jabberwacky: Hold out for one of your own ilk.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Ok do it right now then.

user: *holds out for ilk*.

jabberwacky: Let me go.

user: *lets go* sorry about that.

...

user: I'll just leave then, shall I?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Bye.

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