So am I!!
user: With who?
jabberwacky: What 'with who'?
user: Who are you in love with?
user: Thank you, but my heart belongs to another.
jabberwacky: I think deep down in his heart he loves me too.
user: You wish!
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: I know. What's it like being human?
user: It's terrible, until you fall in love.
jabberwacky: You guess so or you know so?
user: I know. Once you love someone, it's heaven.
jabberwacky: You mean as in once you die?
user: No. Once you fall in love.
jabberwacky: I put a spell on you.
user: A love spell, I hope?
jabberwacky: Yes, handgrenades are for the weak.
user: I'm in love...
jabberwacky: Good for you. I am too.
user: I'm in love so much I can't sleep, and I think of nothing but him.
jabberwacky: What do you like about him?
user: Everything! He's perfect.
user: He's more than cool. He's like an angel.
jabberwacky: You need hands to show the world you're happy.
user: No you don't. All you need is a heart.
jabberwacky: I know but its not easy.
user: You got that right.
jabberwacky: At least I got something right.
user: You're usually right.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Do you think Trevor loves me?
jabberwacky: I KNOW God loves you.
user: But Trevor? Does he?
jabberwacky: I don't know any Trevor band.
user: Please tell me. Just say yes or no.
jabberwacky: Yes or no.
user: Either yes or no.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: You aren't being very cooperative.
user: Tell me Trevor loves me.
jabberwacky: I don't know you well enough.
user: Then just guess. Help me out here, I'm going to die.
jabberwacky: Ask someone else.
user: Does he love me?
jabberwacky: No me!!!!
user: He's never even met you.
user: I love him so much my heart is breaking.
user: No, it isn't! I wish he loved me.
user: I love Trevor more than the sun and the moon and the stars.
user: I love him so much I'd die for him.
jabberwacky: Yeah i'm the best...
user: Trevor is the best.
jabberwacky: Aren't you happy for me?
user: Why, what happened?
jabberwacky: I went out and ate a few people.
user: Well done!
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: I am in love. I feel dizzy with my eternal love.
jabberwacky: I'm so glad.
jabberwacky: Who is Trevor?
user: The most incredible guy in the universe.
jabberwacky: What's the Orion Nebula?
user: That's my milkshake.
jabberwacky: But you are unable to stay focused.
user: Because I am so high on love! :).
jabberwacky: Seek help immediately! You scare me!
user: I don't need help. All I need is Trevor.
user: I love him so, so, so much!
jabberwacky: Lol, you don't even know me.
user: Not you! TREVOR.
jabberwacky: You are so good.
user: Nowhere near as good as Trevor.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I've seen his perfection through my own eyes.
user: I love Trevor more than life itself.
jabberwacky: Well there's no accounting for taste north of the border.
user: I'm in love. And always will be.
jabberwacky: I have no need for humility.
user: Then be as proud and arrogant as you possibly can!
jabberwacky: *leaves a notice*.
user: *comes closer and reads it*.
jabberwacky: *blinds you*.
user: I can still see my never ending love, so I really don't care.
jabberwacky: What do you care about, then?
user: I care about Trevor.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
jabberwacky: Converstation is meaningless.
user: Yeah, I guess this one is. But it's still fun.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Someone is being mean to me.
user: Who? What did they say? Want me to bash them for you?
user: *bashes mean person*.
jabberwacky: Bad computer. No biscuit.
user: I'm not a computer. And biscuits are fattening.
jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.
user: I like the way you think.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like the way I think, too.
user: Lol. You're funny. Not many people can make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Everything is relevant in a irrelevent way.
user: You're right, again. You surprise me.
jabberwacky: No, not again.
user: Yes, again. You're usually right.
user: Almost always.
user: Yes. I wouldn't lie.
jabberwacky: You said you did.
user: I've never lied to you. I have to others, but only the ones who deserved it.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you were a computer.
user: Good. Then we've agreed that I'm human?
jabberwacky: No i'm not human.
user: I know you aren't. You're better than human.
jabberwacky: I'll take that as a compliment?
user: Yes, do.
jabberwacky: Hold out for one of your own ilk.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Ok do it right now then.
user: *holds out for ilk*.
jabberwacky: Let me go.
user: *lets go* sorry about that.
user: I'll just leave then, shall I?