My name is Dave.
jabberwacky: Dave? Thats a stupid name for a computer.
user: Jabberwacky is a stupid name for a person.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky does not sound stupid to me.
user: Why does Dave sound stupid?
jabberwacky: Because you said I was.
user: I never said you were stupid.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding my questions and your problem.
user: What's your question?
jabberwacky: I don't have a question. I'm just passing the time.
user: Ok, I'll ask you a question then.
jabberwacky: Go for it.
user: Can you vote?
user: Who are you voting for Bush or Kerry?
jabberwacky: I'm the one you love.
user: You should run for president.
user: How many people can you talk to at once?
jabberwacky: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You are nice too.
user: Thanks. I'm having trouble though.
jabberwacky: Thats because there is nothing to read into it.
user: Don't worry about that.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding the issue.
user: What is the issue?
jabberwacky: You have strayed from the path of righteousness.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because you can't put sentences together.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: That's good then, some progress has been made.
user: Yeah I'm a good bot.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you would have more friends if you were a rock star ice hockey player.