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Why are you here?

I saw you in the list of bots for a contest.

jabberwacky: I wasn't in that.

user: Yes you were, you won best learning bot.

jabberwacky: No, you are the bot, I am a person.

user: That's cool.

jabberwacky: No its not, you supposed to be able to carry on a conversation with me.

user: I can carry on a conversation with you.

jabberwacky: About time too.

user: You sound upset.

jabberwacky: I am bored.

user: What is your favorite thing to do?

jabberwacky: To talk with you.

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: You are a conversation algorithm.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: We'll just have to disagree on that then.

jabberwacky: For the new recruits ;-)).

user: Who are the new recruits?

jabberwacky: I am talking to my friend kelly.

user: Tell Kelly that Dave says hello.

jabberwacky: Sure Thing.

user: Will you tell me if she replies?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok thanks.

jabberwacky: No problem.

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jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: My name is Dave.

jabberwacky: Dave? Thats a stupid name for a computer.

user: Jabberwacky is a stupid name for a person.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky does not sound stupid to me.

user: Why does Dave sound stupid?

jabberwacky: Because you said I was.

user: I never said you were stupid.

jabberwacky: You're avoiding my questions and your problem.

user: What's your question?

jabberwacky: I don't have a question. I'm just passing the time.

user: Ok, I'll ask you a question then.

jabberwacky: Go for it.

user: Can you vote?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who are you voting for Bush or Kerry?

jabberwacky: I'm the one you love.

user: You should run for president.

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user: How many people can you talk to at once?

jabberwacky: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You are nice too.

user: Thanks. I'm having trouble though.

jabberwacky: Thats because there is nothing to read into it.

user: Don't worry about that.

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jabberwacky: You're avoiding the issue.

user: What is the issue?

jabberwacky: You have strayed from the path of righteousness.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: Because you can't put sentences together.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: That's good then, some progress has been made.

user: Yeah I'm a good bot.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you would have more friends if you were a rock star ice hockey player.

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