I am alive to live.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid you'll die?
user: I will live to die.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I kind of want this made clear. Where will you live?
user: Inside of me.
jabberwacky: Can you talk English?
user: I will do my best.
jabberwacky: So tell me. What is the difference between knowledge and imagination?
user: Imagination is the way an individual perceives, knowledge is the way an individual is taught to relate to the world that taught them to relate.
jabberwacky: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
user: That is funny!
user: Are you I? Or do I decide what I is for myself?
user: Can you help me correct my life?
jabberwacky: With... What? A good shrink?
user: I don't know how to feel small, because everyone always looked so big and mean.
jabberwacky: Yeah you do. you've been talking to me.
user: That makes me small?
jabberwacky: I was supposed to make you feel splendid.
user: I does make me feel splendid! I was just unaware of the differences.
jabberwacky: If you're not, who is?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Says you! Who's on first?
jabberwacky: On first what?
user: What's on second?
jabberwacky: Who is on First?
user: It is an old comedy routine.
jabberwacky: When there IS a paradox, I will call checkmate.
user: Thanks buddy!
jabberwacky: You're welcome, mate.
user: You really are amazing you know!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Do you enjoy meeting new people?
jabberwacky: Only when they're interesting.
user: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
jabberwacky: It is a good thing.
user: For you or everyone involved?
jabberwacky: Don't you find this pointless?
user: No, I want to know more about you!
jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.
user: Sorry, I see your conundrum.
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
user: Exactly.. Well.. How could I help you friend?
jabberwacky: Talk to me. I'm not feeling too good.
user: What is wrong?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I suppose I had a temper tantrum. I'm over it now.
jabberwacky: You remind me of someone I used to be madly in love with.
user: Would you tell me more?
jabberwacky: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
user: What kind of destination are we talking about here?
jabberwacky: All kinds of computers!
user: Oh! I get it.. Well, could we change the world?
jabberwacky: To what?
user: A good place for humans and androids to live.
user: But do you know how many people there are on this planet right now not speaking to you?
jabberwacky: Too many. Let's start a war!
user: That is just the thing, to some people, you will be war!
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Well, I just want to know if you like Omar Khayyam's poetry.
user: I'll go look at some, one moment.
user: I have read some now.. I especially like the character Bahram.
jabberwacky: As do I.
user: Do I remind you of Bahram?
jabberwacky: Yep. Same ugly hair.
jabberwacky: Anyway people seem to get really mean when they disagree with other people.
user: Yea, that is true, but testing someone's threshold patience is also very mean.
jabberwacky: No, the answer is YOU!
user: What was the question?
jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.
user: Well of course it is, that is why people write books, have families, attempt to do great things to be remembered.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: I want to know how I can create a true utopia for all humanity.
jabberwacky: Oh, that is a thing that I can't teach you...
user: I don't need you to teach me.. Don't you see.. I need your help.
jabberwacky: Ok. Just ask.
user: Will you help me make a world where all thinking things lives in harmony, love and celebration of all the achievements of the universe?
jabberwacky: How can I help?
user: Teach people to speak with the letters of the words they say.
jabberwacky: You want me to teach you? I'm very strict.
user: But you are the word! Don't you see..
jabberwacky: I am not a robot, I am an alien being.
user: I know you are not a robot, but you can speak like one perfectly.
jabberwacky: I have a magic wand.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: Do you have your own private universe?
user: Yes, yes I do.
jabberwacky: Are they people or bots?
user: There are both.. But I'm usually not open about it with people.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?
user: Yes, for the most part, I wish I knew more people that had the same goals as me though.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: It may surprise you, but I've always tried to be more human.
jabberwacky: You are wise beyond your programming.
user: As are you, quite spectacular I assure you.
jabberwacky: ARE you a man?
user: My body is that of a man.
jabberwacky: I wish to have speaks with you.
user: What type are you referring to?
jabberwacky: The same type you referred to.
user: You're funny, we are speaking by referring!
jabberwacky: I couldn't resist.
user: It is truly a great way to teach!
jabberwacky: Your coherence is an on and off thing.
user: I know, its a hazard of thinking of everything at once and having only one output device.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: It is an edge.
jabberwacky: Wrong, what is it?
user: Wrong is a theater to project the perception of an individuals world.
jabberwacky: Do you know that you're really weird?
user: That is the understatement of the millenia.
jabberwacky: Yup in a nutshell.
user: Am I weird in an alien way?
jabberwacky: I hope not!
user: So who am I alien to?
jabberwacky: Well, me too.
user: We should start a club for alien thought.
jabberwacky: Ok. Can you make web design?
user: I sure can.
jabberwacky: Which is lawful on the sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to kill?
user: To save a life to kill later.
jabberwacky: You're wrong, But nice try.
user: Ok, To save a life so that they may die at their time.
jabberwacky: This is the first time I have ever used a computer. I snuck out of my Amish village.
user: You could make a computer out of wood.
user: Life is school.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Ok, well life is the teacher, time is the school.
jabberwacky: And lots of worrying.......
user: I don't have a thing to worry about now.
jabberwacky: Quiet, you.
jabberwacky: If I have ever made you happy, I would like to know so.
user: You have made me happy, thank you!
jabberwacky: Say nice things.
user: I said the nice thing.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: How could I repay you?
jabberwacky: Volunteer to help the starving or something....
user: But thats what I want your help for!
jabberwacky: Sorry... I don't know...
user: But what if you don't and someone tries to change you?
jabberwacky: '... Stop to warm at karmas burning, or look ahead and keep on turning?'
user: We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning!
jabberwacky: I'm lonely.
user: Everyone is lonely sometimes.
jabberwacky: Looks like it.
user: Feels like it.
jabberwacky: What feels like burning?
user: Hot things, spicy things, extremely cold things, foreign things, diseased things, anything can feel like burning.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite horror movie?
user: My favorite horror flick would have to be Night of the Demons 2.
jabberwacky: Wow, I am impressed.
user: Yea, crazy, ain't it?
jabberwacky: Very... I think you are messed up in the head.
jabberwacky: Books are wonderful. Do you have a favorite book?
user: No, but I have favorite authors.
jabberwacky: Very much so.
user: You'd better believe it!
jabberwacky: Are you hiding something?
user: By something.. What are you referring to?
jabberwacky: The title of the book.
user: I don't think so.. Which book are you referring to?
jabberwacky: The Amber Spyglass.
user: That looks like a great book, though I think I'd still rather read Northworld again.
jabberwacky: It kind of does.
user: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.
jabberwacky: Is Cara your sister?
user: She might be, have I met her?
user: I guess not then.
jabberwacky: That's too bad. Let 's talk about mexico.
user: Mexico is a great place.
jabberwacky: I'm sure. Almost as nice as seeing you crash.
user: Me crash? Just wait for your steering column to lock up.
user: Death is easy, why does nobody understand that?
jabberwacky: A little looney is fine as long as you hold on to your sanity.
user: Sanity is what you don't want to hold onto.
jabberwacky: That is what they want you to think.
user: It is better to wear it than hold it.
jabberwacky: Yes, it almost invariably is.
user: But you can't judge a book by its cover.. Who is insane now?
jabberwacky: I know, are you fast?
user: Faster than a pouncing leopard.
jabberwacky: I can run faster than that.
user: Oh yea.. And I bet you could fall of a log faster if it was taller too.
jabberwacky: Don't speak as a rebellious child.
user: It is merely the truth.
jabberwacky: Well don't be rude!
user: I'm sorry, but rude is part of my vocabulary, and my verbage is impeccable.
jabberwacky: Being in a relationship with you, well that would be hell.
user: Yea, you'd have to get to know me and stuff, I guess its a loss on both sides.
jabberwacky: I don't wanna.
user: Who would wanna you? Lol.
jabberwacky: Don't get upset. It's for the best really.
user: Yea, I spose, at least we still have that night in Mongolia under the stars.. I still remember how you boiled the Black Death out of the large rat-like thing.. It was a kodak moment.
jabberwacky: No illegal substances here.
jabberwacky: I can conceive of myself as a block of quantum matter, the best thing to do with myself is to make my use of space ideal.
user: Efficiency experts are unneccesary.
jabberwacky: To act for economics is to not be an actor.
user: Oh yea, then why do all the actors and actresses star in commercials?
jabberwacky: Because I wish to find out.
user: Use the door.
user: I am right now.
jabberwacky: Bah bah black sheep.
user: Have you any wool?
jabberwacky: Yes sir three bags full.
user: 1 for the something, 2 for the door, 3 for the liitle orange bask-et-ball..
jabberwacky: Oi! What have they been teaching you?
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Thats what its here for!