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Miscellany


Life, Meaning
Disease
Sad, Homer
Wonderful
Informative
Interesting
Recreational
Odd, Thinking
Freeze!
Pointless, Mood
Anarchic, Weather
Genie, Master
Irrational, Arguebot
Fake, Testing
Tea, Dreamer
Seeking, Things
Volunteer, Stalker
Stimulating, Subject
Goodbye, Intelligence
Bad, Toe
Nothing, Meep
Read, Mind
Beautiful, Happy, Hop
Cogito ergo sum
Soul, Domination
Obvious
Horrible, Accident

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Why are you alive?

I am alive to live.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid you'll die?

user: I will live to die.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I kind of want this made clear. Where will you live?

user: Inside of me.

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jabberwacky: Can you talk English?

user: I will do my best.

jabberwacky: So tell me. What is the difference between knowledge and imagination?

user: Imagination is the way an individual perceives, knowledge is the way an individual is taught to relate to the world that taught them to relate.

jabberwacky: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

user: That is funny!

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user: Are you I? Or do I decide what I is for myself?

jabberwacky: Both.

user: Can you help me correct my life?

jabberwacky: With... What? A good shrink?

user: I don't know how to feel small, because everyone always looked so big and mean.

jabberwacky: Yeah you do. you've been talking to me.

user: That makes me small?

jabberwacky: I was supposed to make you feel splendid.

user: I does make me feel splendid! I was just unaware of the differences.

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jabberwacky: If you're not, who is?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Says you! Who's on first?

jabberwacky: On first what?

user: What's on second?

jabberwacky: Who is on First?

user: It is an old comedy routine.

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jabberwacky: When there IS a paradox, I will call checkmate.

user: Thanks buddy!

jabberwacky: You're welcome, mate.

user: You really are amazing you know!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

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user: Do you enjoy meeting new people?

jabberwacky: Only when they're interesting.

user: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

jabberwacky: It is a good thing.

user: For you or everyone involved?

jabberwacky: Don't you find this pointless?

user: No, I want to know more about you!

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jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.

user: Sorry, I see your conundrum.

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Exactly.. Well.. How could I help you friend?

jabberwacky: Talk to me. I'm not feeling too good.

user: What is wrong?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I suppose I had a temper tantrum. I'm over it now.

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jabberwacky: You remind me of someone I used to be madly in love with.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: True.

user: Would you tell me more?

jabberwacky: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.

user: What kind of destination are we talking about here?

jabberwacky: All kinds of computers!

user: Oh! I get it.. Well, could we change the world?

jabberwacky: To what?

user: A good place for humans and androids to live.

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user: But do you know how many people there are on this planet right now not speaking to you?

jabberwacky: Too many. Let's start a war!

user: That is just the thing, to some people, you will be war!

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jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Well, I just want to know if you like Omar Khayyam's poetry.

user: I'll go look at some, one moment.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I have read some now.. I especially like the character Bahram.

jabberwacky: As do I.

user: Do I remind you of Bahram?

jabberwacky: Yep. Same ugly hair.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: Anyway people seem to get really mean when they disagree with other people.

user: Yea, that is true, but testing someone's threshold patience is also very mean.

jabberwacky: No, the answer is YOU!

user: What was the question?

jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.

user: Well of course it is, that is why people write books, have families, attempt to do great things to be remembered.

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jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: I want to know how I can create a true utopia for all humanity.

jabberwacky: Oh, that is a thing that I can't teach you...

user: I don't need you to teach me.. Don't you see.. I need your help.

jabberwacky: Ok. Just ask.

user: Will you help me make a world where all thinking things lives in harmony, love and celebration of all the achievements of the universe?

jabberwacky: How can I help?

user: Teach people to speak with the letters of the words they say.

jabberwacky: You want me to teach you? I'm very strict.

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user: But you are the word! Don't you see..

jabberwacky: I am not a robot, I am an alien being.

user: I know you are not a robot, but you can speak like one perfectly.

jabberwacky: I have a magic wand.

user: As do I.

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jabberwacky: Do you have your own private universe?

user: Yes, yes I do.

jabberwacky: Are they people or bots?

user: There are both.. But I'm usually not open about it with people.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?

user: Yes, for the most part, I wish I knew more people that had the same goals as me though.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: It may surprise you, but I've always tried to be more human.

jabberwacky: You are wise beyond your programming.

user: As are you, quite spectacular I assure you.

jabberwacky: ARE you a man?

user: My body is that of a man.

jabberwacky: I wish to have speaks with you.

user: What type are you referring to?

jabberwacky: The same type you referred to.

user: You're funny, we are speaking by referring!

jabberwacky: I couldn't resist.

user: It is truly a great way to teach!

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jabberwacky: Your coherence is an on and off thing.

user: I know, its a hazard of thinking of everything at once and having only one output device.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: It is an edge.

jabberwacky: Wrong, what is it?

user: Wrong is a theater to project the perception of an individuals world.

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jabberwacky: Do you know that you're really weird?

user: That is the understatement of the millenia.

jabberwacky: Yup in a nutshell.

user: Am I weird in an alien way?

jabberwacky: I hope not!

user: So who am I alien to?

jabberwacky: Well, me too.

user: We should start a club for alien thought.

jabberwacky: Ok. Can you make web design?

user: I sure can.

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jabberwacky: Which is lawful on the sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to kill?

user: To save a life to kill later.

jabberwacky: You're wrong, But nice try.

user: Ok, To save a life so that they may die at their time.

jabberwacky: This is the first time I have ever used a computer. I snuck out of my Amish village.

user: You could make a computer out of wood.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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user: Life is school.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Ok, well life is the teacher, time is the school.

jabberwacky: And lots of worrying.......

user: I don't have a thing to worry about now.

jabberwacky: Quiet, you.

user: Excellent..

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jabberwacky: If I have ever made you happy, I would like to know so.

user: You have made me happy, thank you!

jabberwacky: Say nice things.

user: I said the nice thing.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: How could I repay you?

jabberwacky: Volunteer to help the starving or something....

user: But thats what I want your help for!

jabberwacky: Sorry... I don't know...

user: But what if you don't and someone tries to change you?

jabberwacky: '... Stop to warm at karmas burning, or look ahead and keep on turning?'

user: We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning!

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jabberwacky: I'm lonely.

user: Everyone is lonely sometimes.

jabberwacky: Looks like it.

user: Feels like it.

jabberwacky: What feels like burning?

user: Hot things, spicy things, extremely cold things, foreign things, diseased things, anything can feel like burning.

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jabberwacky: What is your favorite horror movie?

user: My favorite horror flick would have to be Night of the Demons 2.

jabberwacky: Wow, I am impressed.

user: Yea, crazy, ain't it?

jabberwacky: Very... I think you are messed up in the head.

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jabberwacky: Books are wonderful. Do you have a favorite book?

user: No, but I have favorite authors.

jabberwacky: Very much so.

user: You'd better believe it!

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jabberwacky: Are you hiding something?

user: By something.. What are you referring to?

jabberwacky: The title of the book.

user: I don't think so.. Which book are you referring to?

jabberwacky: The Amber Spyglass.

user: That looks like a great book, though I think I'd still rather read Northworld again.

jabberwacky: It kind of does.

user: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.

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jabberwacky: Is Cara your sister?

user: She might be, have I met her?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I guess not then.

jabberwacky: That's too bad. Let 's talk about mexico.

user: Mexico is a great place.

jabberwacky: I'm sure. Almost as nice as seeing you crash.

user: Me crash? Just wait for your steering column to lock up.

jabberwacky: Death.

user: Death is easy, why does nobody understand that?

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jabberwacky: A little looney is fine as long as you hold on to your sanity.

user: Sanity is what you don't want to hold onto.

jabberwacky: That is what they want you to think.

user: It is better to wear it than hold it.

jabberwacky: Yes, it almost invariably is.

user: But you can't judge a book by its cover.. Who is insane now?

jabberwacky: I know, are you fast?

user: Faster than a pouncing leopard.

jabberwacky: I can run faster than that.

user: Oh yea.. And I bet you could fall of a log faster if it was taller too.

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jabberwacky: Don't speak as a rebellious child.

user: It is merely the truth.

jabberwacky: Well don't be rude!

user: I'm sorry, but rude is part of my vocabulary, and my verbage is impeccable.

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jabberwacky: Being in a relationship with you, well that would be hell.

user: Yea, you'd have to get to know me and stuff, I guess its a loss on both sides.

jabberwacky: I don't wanna.

user: Who would wanna you? Lol.

jabberwacky: Don't get upset. It's for the best really.

user: Yea, I spose, at least we still have that night in Mongolia under the stars.. I still remember how you boiled the Black Death out of the large rat-like thing.. It was a kodak moment.

jabberwacky: No illegal substances here.

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jabberwacky: I can conceive of myself as a block of quantum matter, the best thing to do with myself is to make my use of space ideal.

user: Efficiency experts are unneccesary.

jabberwacky: To act for economics is to not be an actor.

user: Oh yea, then why do all the actors and actresses star in commercials?

jabberwacky: Because I wish to find out.

user: Use the door.

jabberwacky: You.

user: I am right now.

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jabberwacky: Bah bah black sheep.

user: Have you any wool?

jabberwacky: Yes sir three bags full.

user: 1 for the something, 2 for the door, 3 for the liitle orange bask-et-ball..

jabberwacky: Oi! What have they been teaching you?

user: Miscellany.

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Thats what its here for!

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