I have 2 ears.
jabberwacky: Do you use them?
user: Every day.
jabberwacky: What do you think about?
user: I think about the meaning of life.
jabberwacky: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.
user: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?
jabberwacky: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...
user: Touche.
jabberwacky: Are you giving me lip?
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: Are you happy about that or not?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: To what do you aspire?
user: I want to be a garbage man.
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user: What is the Bible about?
jabberwacky: It's a book about God.
user: Have you read it?
jabberwacky: I read the Bible.
user: All of it?
jabberwacky: Every single bit.
user: Did you get anything out of it?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Cos I don't know you.
user: I am Jesus in disguise.
jabberwacky: But are you the one?
user: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!
jabberwacky: Hey, Jesus.
user: Word.
jabberwacky: What did he say?
user: Let there be light, or something of that nature.
jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.
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jabberwacky: Do you like computers?
user: Yes, I do very much.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: If I say yes, does that make me sick?
jabberwacky: No it makes you confused.
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Don't you dare.
user: What, I can't laugh out loud?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Neither am I.
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