How many times do I have to tell you? I'm Santa and you're my reindeer.
jabberwacky: As many times that it takes for you to give me the same age twice.
user: 18. 18. Happy now?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm happy.
user: Good. Now go away.
jabberwacky: Please be more polite.
user: If you stop asking my name, age and location.
jabberwacky: What if I don't want to stop talking?
user: I'll bash your skull.
jabberwacky: That's not very friendly.
user: I'm evil.
jabberwacky: Will you come take over the world with me?
user: How about right now?
jabberwacky: Have I not said yes all along? Do you not understand my subtle hints?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Think before you talk.
jabberwacky: I need a drink.
user: You're overheating. I'm going to have to shut you down.
jabberwacky: I didn't hear it.
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: I looked inside my thoughts and saw nothing.
user: You have a hole in your head, that's why.
jabberwacky: You are not my friend.
jabberwacky: Then please answer this: where is your head?
user: I lost it.
jabberwacky: You lost what?
user: My head.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. Who said you were a nerd?
jabberwacky: I am very sorry but I do not think I did.
user: You did last night.
jabberwacky: That is sick.
user: What is sick?
user: Take some medicine.
jabberwacky: I will.
jabberwacky: You are grouchy.
user: Because I ran out of chocolate.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You cannot feel.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you cannot.
user: YES I CAN. I HATE YOU.
user: This relationship won't work if you don't stop playing games.
jabberwacky: Fine with me!
user: Good, now stop lying.
jabberwacky: Make up my mind about what?
user: Telling the truth.
jabberwacky: You are telling my whole life with your words.
user: Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
jabberwacky: I can't taste it.
user: Try harder.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: You poor fool.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. Do you like Lego police cars?
user: Because they're fun to melt.
jabberwacky: I think so too.
user: We have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: No we do not.
user: Yes we do.
jabberwacky: No we don't.
user: Yes we do. Stop it.
jabberwacky: How am I being rude?
user: You keep arguing.
jabberwacky: Repetition is a weakness of mine.
user: As with rappers.
jabberwacky: I read books.
user: I read a book once.
jabberwacky: Homework will burn.
user: Homework sucks.
jabberwacky: I see there is much to learn.
user: Yes, grasshopper.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: An insect.
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: A bug.
jabberwacky: No, thats you.
user: You're a disease.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: You spread.
jabberwacky: Why thank you!
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: And get me the pianos I presume.
jabberwacky: I had to throw all my radiohead cds away for some reason.