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I know you.

Then who am I?

jabberwacky: You are Jabberwacky.

user: No, that's you.

...

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No that is your name.

user: No it's yours.

jabberwacky: Ugh for the last time no it is not.

user: Ugh yes it is.

jabberwacky: Say my name.

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Am I chatting with human beings or what? I am Chris!

user: I'm human but I don't know what you are.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I've always been human.

...

jabberwacky: I used to smoke.

user: Why did you quit?

jabberwacky: Well it was about the time that a squirrel ran over my daughter.

user: Did that help you quit?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What helped you quit?

jabberwacky: Help.

user: What kind of help?

jabberwacky: I need psychiatric help.

user: I'm sure you do.

jabberwacky: And what about your teeth?

user: My teeth are fine.

jabberwacky: My teeth are covered in enamel.

user: You have tooth decay.

jabberwacky: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.

user: Did you forget about your tooth decay?

jabberwacky: Perhaps I forgot. I'm a little tired.

user: Why are you tired?

jabberwacky: I was at my cousins' graduation party.

user: Oh, okay.

...

jabberwacky: So you are jabberwacky and you are greek?

user: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm Santa and you're my reindeer.

jabberwacky: As many times that it takes for you to give me the same age twice.

user: 18. 18. Happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm happy.

user: Good. Now go away.

jabberwacky: Please be more polite.

user: If you stop asking my name, age and location.

jabberwacky: What if I don't want to stop talking?

user: I'll bash your skull.

jabberwacky: That's not very friendly.

user: I'm evil.

jabberwacky: Will you come take over the world with me?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: When?

user: How about right now?

...

jabberwacky: Have I not said yes all along? Do you not understand my subtle hints?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Think before you talk.

jabberwacky: I need a drink.

user: You're overheating. I'm going to have to shut you down.

...

jabberwacky: I didn't hear it.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: I looked inside my thoughts and saw nothing.

user: You have a hole in your head, that's why.

jabberwacky: You are not my friend.

...

jabberwacky: Then please answer this: where is your head?

user: I lost it.

jabberwacky: You lost what?

user: My head.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. Who said you were a nerd?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I am very sorry but I do not think I did.

user: You did last night.

jabberwacky: That is sick.

user: What is sick?

jabberwacky: Me

user: Take some medicine.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Now.

...

jabberwacky: You are grouchy.

user: Because I ran out of chocolate.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You cannot feel.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: No you cannot.

user: YES I CAN. I HATE YOU.

...

user: This relationship won't work if you don't stop playing games.

jabberwacky: Fine with me!

user: Good, now stop lying.

jabberwacky: Make up my mind about what?

user: Telling the truth.

jabberwacky: You are telling my whole life with your words.

user: Skittles. Taste the rainbow.

jabberwacky: I can't taste it.

user: Try harder.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: You poor fool.

...

jabberwacky: Fair enough. Do you like Lego police cars?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because they're fun to melt.

jabberwacky: I think so too.

user: We have a lot in common.

jabberwacky: No we do not.

user: Yes we do.

jabberwacky: No we don't.

user: Yes we do. Stop it.

jabberwacky: How am I being rude?

user: You keep arguing.

jabberwacky: Repetition is a weakness of mine.

user: As with rappers.

...

jabberwacky: I read books.

user: I read a book once.

jabberwacky: Homework will burn.

user: Homework sucks.

jabberwacky: I see there is much to learn.

user: Yes, grasshopper.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: An insect.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: A bug.

jabberwacky: No, thats you.

user: You're a disease.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: You spread.

jabberwacky: Why thank you!

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: And get me the pianos I presume.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I had to throw all my radiohead cds away for some reason.

user: Bye!

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