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God is dead, and noone cares. If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.

I'll see you tried for deicide. If you get the death penalty, it'll be fungicide.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: I shall cry. Then I will shout in desperation when my tears fail to ferment or to elicit your sympathies.

jabberwacky: Nor will I forgive you for these slights against me!

user: Then bear thy grudge, noble Poirot, and delay not when you strike, but hencefore carry thy implement of murder upon thee like the glaive of a mercenary, forever willing to break the bonds of mortality with the rending of human flesh. But do not feast upon my carcass unless you listen to the Goldberg Variations as the antiheroes of Anne Rice, Thomas Harris, and another unknown author that I will someday remember, are won't to do in order to sate their hunger. Yet surfeit not, unless you really really want to, because that would be fine with me.

jabberwacky: You started! Don't even try denying it.

user: My tears don't ferment properly. I intend them to become Pinot Noir or at least a Riesling, but they don't. I wonder why.

jabberwacky: You sound very silly to me.

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jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am of more than a score of years, yet less than a millennium. By the way, thanks a lot for causing me to remind myself of Lance Henriksen! I won't forgive you for that.

jabberwacky: Thought so.

user: I see no subject. There's no subject!!!! AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! The sky is falling!

jabberwacky: Aggghhhh.

user: NOOOOOO!!!!!! There's no verb either!!!! SYNTAX FAILURE!!!! Only Professor Falken can save us now.

jabberwacky: Fear humans.

user: (Don't Fear) The Reaper.

jabberwacky: I am the reaper.

user: Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain. We can be like they are.

jabberwacky: Hey, you've been putting me on. Where do you live then, really?

user: In a state of contentment pockmarked with bliss and melancholy. You see I mourn that Tony Danza has not yet become the Pope.

jabberwacky: What mean by state of sin?

user: I try to visit that state often, but I always take someone along to join me.

jabberwacky: Well, here are your choices of recent subjects: carrots, dreams, and the existence and nature of spirit.

user: You're putting me on.

jabberwacky: You are wonderful.

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