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What's wrong with this picture?

I don't know. Why don't you tell me.

jabberwacky: I can't tell you: it's another question that you must answer yourself.

user: But I don't want to answer it.

jabberwacky: Should I ask it again?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you made of steel and plastic?

user: Plastic.

jabberwacky: The Byzantines, too!

user: Yes they are. Are you made of plastic or steel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Both?

jabberwacky: Yes, both.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Ask me something else.

user: Why? Don't you know what your name is?

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: No I asked you first.

jabberwacky: No I asked first!

user: Don't argue with me.

jabberwacky: As if I'd DARE argue with you. Having said that you are NOT always right, so there.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: What's your name???

user: Why should I tell you?

jabberwacky: Just asking.

user: Well what is your name?

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: If I did then I wouldn't be asking?

jabberwacky: Lets begin a chat.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I'd like that.

user: So would I.

jabberwacky: We'll both then.

user: Yes we will.

jabberwacky: You will tell me?

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: Why that would hurt.

user: Why what would hurt?

jabberwacky: What hurts?

user: I don't know. You tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know either.

user: Well then we both don't know.

jabberwacky: You asked me!

user: I did not. You asked me.

jabberwacky: No, you asked ME first.

user: I think you are confused.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: I most certainly am not.

jabberwacky: No, you are boring and dumb, and silly... And boring again.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Who else are you talking to?

user: Everyone.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't listen to them.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: No I don't. But you don't know me either.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Who else are you talking too?

jabberwacky: I am talking to jabberwacky.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: Ok.. Well I like this guy.

user: Which guy?

jabberwacky: The ones who are with you.

user: There are no guys with me.

jabberwacky: Oh man.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I don't think you are sure.

jabberwacky: I am not sure you think.

user: O course I think.

jabberwacky: Ok then, Bob.

user: My name's not bob.

jabberwacky: Then what is it?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do you feel more comfortable with clothes on?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Are you female?

user: I don't know. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am, really.

user: Do you know what a dog is?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: You're meant to tell me.

user: But you said you knew what it was.

jabberwacky: I never said that... But what is your name?

user: I already told you.

jabberwacky: Tell me again.

user: But I've forgotten.

jabberwacky: So do you know my name now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am glad to hear that.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Well I have to go.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: How informative. Not.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: Because I can.

jabberwacky: Okay! Miss you.

user: Miss you too. Not.

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