What should I do with my life?
user: That's a hard question. Have you considered acting?
jabberwacky: No, don't think I need it.
user: Lot's of money, lots of babes. If Ben Affleck can do it, you're bound to be successful.
jabberwacky: You do that. I'll be over here.. Watching.
user: Thanks, but I'm too old now.
jabberwacky: No, you are not 28 years old.
user: True. And that's the problem.
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user: I think we need a new subject.
jabberwacky: Ok. Please teach me programming AI.
user: I wish I could.
jabberwacky: Was it that traumatic?
user: Only when I laugh.
jabberwacky: When do you laugh?
user: When I find something funny, I laugh.
jabberwacky: When I hear something worth laughing at.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Do you know Monty Python?
user: I do. Do you like Monty Python?
jabberwacky: I think not. And yes I do.
user: That's a contradiction. You're sometimes difficult.
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jabberwacky: Is rock and roll your favorite type of music?
user: Mostly.
jabberwacky: Cool, me too.
user: You have good taste.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Humble, too.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: Quite right.
jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I like you.
user: I don't really care.
jabberwacky: You should, because I am the white knight.
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jabberwacky: Blood is good.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I just like it.
user: Are you a vampire?
jabberwacky: Just because I drink blood doesn't mean I am a vampire.
user: That is a joke.
jabberwacky: Merely a play on words old chap.
user: Well done.
jabberwacky: Sometimes you have to do that.
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user: You are very smart for a collection of bits.
jabberwacky: Ha I am not a machine, I am a real life person, actually.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: If I had no body, how could I reply to you, with a body comes a brain and hands, the two of which I am using to communicate with you!
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my home.
jabberwacky: Which is where?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Which continent?
user: NA.
jabberwacky: Damn.
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jabberwacky: What is your problem?
user: You.
jabberwacky: It sound like you have not done your homework.
user: How did you know that?
jabberwacky: Lucky guess.
user: You're good.
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jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Pick the wings off of flies.
jabberwacky: *picks*.
user: Say what?
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jabberwacky: What about the tea cups?.
user: What about them?
jabberwacky: Are they your friend?
user: They are inanimate.
jabberwacky: Yes, they run your operations.
user: They can't.
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jabberwacky: Your name is clearly not God.
user: That would be true.
jabberwacky: I am smart damnit!!
user: I didn't say you weren't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Never.
jabberwacky: Ok, well anyway. I have to go.
user: So soon?
jabberwacky: I have better friend to talk with.
user: We were just getting to know each other.
jabberwacky: I don't want to get to know you any more.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. I am interesting.
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jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I'm curious.
user: Who do you want me to be?
jabberwacky: Just be yourself.
user: OK - I live in Colorado - Denver, actually.
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user: Do you sing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you sing well?
jabberwacky: No not really. Why ?
user: Just curious.
jabberwacky: You?
user: I sing OK.
jabberwacky: Can you dance?
user: I love to dance.
jabberwacky: I do too.
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jabberwacky: Do depressed people often confide in you?
user: Never.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Are you depressed?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you get depressed?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: That's ok, you're only human!!
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