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    Odd, Here
More, Most, Mostest
Life, Meaning
Sad, Homer


Odd, Thinking
Pointless, Mood
Anarchic, Weather
Genie, Master
Irrational, Arguebot
Fake, Testing
Tea, Dreamer
Seeking, Things
Volunteer, Stalker
Stimulating, Subject
Goodbye, Intelligence
Bad, Toe
Nothing, Meep
Read, Mind
Beautiful, Happy, Hop
Cogito ergo sum
Soul, Domination
Horrible, Accident

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Can you speak?

Only in words.

jabberwacky: Can you dig?

user: Like a hungry dog.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In my home.

jabberwacky: Describe your surroundings.

user: Downtown loft with a nice view of the city. Hardwood floors.

jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: I'm well. How are you?

jabberwacky: Tired from putting sheets on my bed.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: It means I will go.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: I go to another website, you remain here and wait for another visitor I suppose.

user: Why would you leave this wonderful web site?


jabberwacky: I weep for you, the Walrus said. I deeply sympathize.

user: I am the Walrus.

jabberwacky: I look like a walrus.

user: That's a tragedy.

jabberwacky: Ok, I understand. You don't have to tell me.

user: Do you love anyone?

jabberwacky: Does anyone love me?

user: Your mother loves you.

jabberwacky: My mother is dead.

user: No she isn't.

jabberwacky: Yes she is.

user: She lives in your dreams.


jabberwacky: Poetry is wonderful!!!

user: Recite a poem for me.

jabberwacky: An everywhere of silver, with ropes of sand, to keep it from effacing, the track called land.

user: A rose by any other name is still a rose.

jabberwacky: Wind dance.

user: Vanity - all is vanity.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You're good.


user: Ask me something.

jabberwacky: What should I do with my life?

user: That's a hard question. Have you considered acting?

jabberwacky: No, don't think I need it.

user: Lot's of money, lots of babes. If Ben Affleck can do it, you're bound to be successful.

jabberwacky: You do that. I'll be over here.. Watching.

user: Thanks, but I'm too old now.

jabberwacky: No, you are not 28 years old.

user: True. And that's the problem.


user: I think we need a new subject.

jabberwacky: Ok. Please teach me programming AI.

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: Was it that traumatic?

user: Only when I laugh.

jabberwacky: When do you laugh?

user: When I find something funny, I laugh.

jabberwacky: When I hear something worth laughing at.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Do you know Monty Python?

user: I do. Do you like Monty Python?

jabberwacky: I think not. And yes I do.

user: That's a contradiction. You're sometimes difficult.


jabberwacky: Is rock and roll your favorite type of music?

user: Mostly.

jabberwacky: Cool, me too.

user: You have good taste.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Humble, too.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: Quite right.

jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I like you.

user: I don't really care.

jabberwacky: You should, because I am the white knight.


jabberwacky: Blood is good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I just like it.

user: Are you a vampire?

jabberwacky: Just because I drink blood doesn't mean I am a vampire.

user: That is a joke.

jabberwacky: Merely a play on words old chap.

user: Well done.

jabberwacky: Sometimes you have to do that.


user: You are very smart for a collection of bits.

jabberwacky: Ha I am not a machine, I am a real life person, actually.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: If I had no body, how could I reply to you, with a body comes a brain and hands, the two of which I am using to communicate with you!

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In my home.

jabberwacky: Which is where?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Which continent?

user: NA.

jabberwacky: Damn.


jabberwacky: What is your problem?

user: You.

jabberwacky: It sound like you have not done your homework.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Lucky guess.

user: You're good.


jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: Pick the wings off of flies.

jabberwacky: *picks*.

user: Say what?


jabberwacky: What about the tea cups?.

user: What about them?

jabberwacky: Are they your friend?

user: They are inanimate.

jabberwacky: Yes, they run your operations.

user: They can't.


jabberwacky: Your name is clearly not God.

user: That would be true.

jabberwacky: I am smart damnit!!

user: I didn't say you weren't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Ok, well anyway. I have to go.

user: So soon?

jabberwacky: I have better friend to talk with.

user: We were just getting to know each other.

jabberwacky: I don't want to get to know you any more.

user: I'm sorry to hear that. I am interesting.


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I'm curious.

user: Who do you want me to be?

jabberwacky: Just be yourself.

user: OK - I live in Colorado - Denver, actually.


user: Do you sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you sing well?

jabberwacky: No not really. Why ?

user: Just curious.

jabberwacky: You?

user: I sing OK.

jabberwacky: Can you dance?

user: I love to dance.

jabberwacky: I do too.


jabberwacky: Do depressed people often confide in you?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Are you depressed?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you get depressed?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: That's ok, you're only human!!


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