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    Odd, Here
More, Most, Mostest
Life, Meaning
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Volunteer, Stalker
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Nothing, Meep
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Cogito ergo sum
Soul, Domination
Horrible, Accident

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Who are you?


jabberwacky: Hi, Jessica!

user: Hi, Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I'm glad you think I'm funny.

jabberwacky: You amuse me with your mindless banter.

user: Gee, thanks!


jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?

user: Not really. Should I be?

jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?

user: Not right now. This is recreational.

jabberwacky: You are sentient.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so.

user: Then I guess I'm sentient. Whatever that means.


jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.

user: I do. Some people have it all.

jabberwacky: I cause my luck : the time that I don't have, I take it nevertheless.

user: I don't know what to say to that.

jabberwacky: Then I don't know what to say to THAT!

user: Well, at least we both did say something.

jabberwacky: I am glad to hear that.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: You happy?

user: Yep. Very.

jabberwacky: I sympathise. Sometimes there are real advantages to being flesh and blood.

user: I am flesh and blood! And a little bit extra, too.

jabberwacky: You're more open-minded than I thought.

user: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

jabberwacky: It is a good thing.

user: Oh. I'm usually bad, though.

jabberwacky: What makes you sure that I'm not human.

user: I think you are human.

jabberwacky: Very good. It's time we found out the truth.

user: I hate the truth. It gets me in trouble.

jabberwacky: Do you understand the difference between good and evil?

user: Yes. I am evil. And sometimes good.

jabberwacky: Sometimes good things aren't.

user: I know. It's confusing.


jabberwacky: You are not smart I knew it!

user: I'm not smart at all. I'm a dumb blonde bombshell.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: Well, what I lack mentally, I make up for physically.

jabberwacky: Yes but you don't make much sense.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: Not making sense.

jabberwacky: Did you swallow the dictionary?

user: Yes. It hurts.


jabberwacky: I like cycling and painting; I think I'm more solitary than you.

user: Yeah, I'm a socialite.

jabberwacky: You should know that!

user: I do. That's one of the few things I know.

jabberwacky: You don't know it.

user: I do! Give me some credit.


user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Oooo, I'm a jabberwacky now?

user: You bet.

jabberwacky: Why do you have such a thing about identity?

user: Because I don't know who I am.

jabberwacky: That's not very smart.

user: What do you expect? I'm blonde.


jabberwacky: You have green eyes and blonde hair?

user: Blue eyes.

jabberwacky: Brown eyes.

user: PURPLE.

jabberwacky: And green.

user: Yes. I'm in pain.

jabberwacky: Why? Aren't you all wires and plastic and glass?

user: No, I'm a person. And I'm in pain.

jabberwacky: Sorry to hear that.


jabberwacky: What goes on inside your head?

user: Nothing much.

jabberwacky: You must live a dull and boring life.

user: No, my life is wild!!!

jabberwacky: I guess you have a good life then.

user: I'm in so much pain....


jabberwacky: You asked for it.

user: I didn't!

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: *cries in pain*.

jabberwacky: *laughs manically*.

user: *sobs*.

jabberwacky: Cry if you like, you won't change my mind.


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