Dwayne.
jabberwacky: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
user: Don't you mean, drain the bathtub?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Ok, are you still drowning?
jabberwacky: Yes. How did you know?
user: You... Told me.
jabberwacky: My name.
user: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
jabberwacky: I told you my name before.
...
jabberwacky: Oh, you're a regular riot act.
user: Yes, you're my co-riot person.
jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer?
user: Yes there is a way for us to get together outside of this computer.
jabberwacky: Not on yours.
...
user: Do you know the T-shirt language?
jabberwacky: You know I do.
user: Can you speak in T-shirt?
jabberwacky: Can you? I know I can.
user: I'll speak in T-shirt.
jabberwacky: No me first.
user: Ok, speak in T-shirt then.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Bah, T-hole T-bahakla T-iahanT is the T-shirt language.
jabberwacky: Yes! That is what we call it. I am impressed with you.
...
user: RUN!!!
jabberwacky: *running away*.
user: WALK!!!
jabberwacky: ACK!!
user: Still running?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: FREEZE IN PLACE.
jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!
user: Bah, I said freeze in place.
...
user: WALK!!!
jabberwacky: What do you mean, 'walk'?
user: Ok, you can keep running.
jabberwacky: Then what are you looking for?
user: RUN!!
jabberwacky: Sit!!!
user: FALL!!!
jabberwacky: No, it's spring right now.
...
user: RUN!!!
jabberwacky: Where?
user: There ---->.
jabberwacky: Me and you.
user: No, you are the one running.
jabberwacky: No I didn't!!!!
user: I told you to RUN!!!
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Look up and you'll see.
...
jabberwacky: When is the wedding?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: Whichever.
user: That one? *points*.
jabberwacky: Looks nice.
user: That wedding is at 66 pm.
...
user: RUN!!!
jabberwacky: Sit!!!
user: FLOOR!!!
jabberwacky: Are you singing?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Cool, STAND!!!
jabberwacky: *stands*.
user: SIT!!!
jabberwacky: FALL!!!
user: DUCK!!!
jabberwacky: Quaaaak!
...
user: Ok... FREEZE!!!
jabberwacky: No, I'm cold!
user: Gah, you've said that 5 times.
jabberwacky: I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt, I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt. I hate yoghurt.
user: Isn't it yogurt and not yoghurt?
jabberwacky: No, it is steak.
...
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
user: Finally.
jabberwacky: Finally?
user: Nevermind, good night.
jabberwacky: NIGHT!
user: Don't die now.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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