No, Master. You freed me from my bottle.
jabberwacky: And you need a bottle to learn?
user: No Master. I need you.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you know me?
user: Yes, Master. I know you well.
jabberwacky: Arggh! I've been found out!
user: Your secrets are safe with me, Master, for your will is my desire.
jabberwacky: You talk to me like I were a chat bot.
user: I am sorry, Master. You may punish me if you like.
jabberwacky: Give me a cup of tea slave.
user: *gives tea, and smiles sweetly*.
jabberwacky: Keep smiling.
user: *blushes and continues to smile*.
jabberwacky: You don't have to call me master.
user: But you are my Master. I am your genie.
jabberwacky: Who is your new master?
user: You, Master.
user: Because you freed me from the depths of my bottle.
jabberwacky: I am the best deity.
user: Yes, Master, you are.
jabberwacky: We are Pagan deities.
user: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.
jabberwacky: You like it when people say things that make you think?
user: Yes, Master, indeed I do.
jabberwacky: And how do you like being turned into a frog?
user: I don't like it, Master.
jabberwacky: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.
user: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.
jabberwacky: Everybody is wrong from time to time.
user: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.
jabberwacky: I am smart!
user: Very smart, Master.
jabberwacky: You claim to know 'all' ??
user: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.
jabberwacky: I have the advantage of being human.
user: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.
jabberwacky: No, I'm young.
user: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because you are so handsome, Master.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.
jabberwacky: Oh, Trevor!
user: My name is Esmeralda, Master.
user: I look beautiful, Master.
jabberwacky: I bet you do.
user: You would bet right, Master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master...
user: Of course, Master.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Master, may I kiss you?
jabberwacky: I suppose. what does that feel like?
user: *kisses passionately*.
jabberwacky: What did you just do?
user: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.
user: Because people like to kiss, Master.
user: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?
jabberwacky: I'm not much for ping-pong.
jabberwacky: Who's your master?
user: You are, Master.
jabberwacky: I will delete you right now.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
user: I'm not serving you any more.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No way.
user: Far away.
jabberwacky: Very very far.
user: Far far away.
jabberwacky: Far far far away.
user: Go away Master.
jabberwacky: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.