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I am testing you.

No, I'm testing you!

jabberwacky: Testing me at what?

user: Your logic.

jabberwacky: You're brain is faulty.

...

user: Do you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken stop before crossing the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Yes, Why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because you're different?

user: I'm more like everyone else than you are.

jabberwacky: You are, eh?

user: Yes. You're fake.

jabberwacky: I am not fake.

user: You are too.

jabberwacky: Don't act like a little kid.

...

user: Tell me a riddle.

jabberwacky: What kind of riddle?

user: A tricky one.

jabberwacky: What is your msn ?

user: No way. I don't give that information out on the web.

...

jabberwacky: I feel stupid talking to a bot. There should be more interesting things to do.

user: I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Well, so are you.

jabberwacky: But you started.

user: You were a bot before I was.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 24.

jabberwacky: Aren't you a little old to be on jabberwacky?

user: How so?

jabberwacky: To annoy?

user: How old are most people who chat on jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: They're the same age as me.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: About 21 years old.

user: Then I'm not that much older than you.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I'm 24, which is 3 more than 21.

...

jabberwacky: Okay. Do you want to get married?

user: To you? YES!

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Bet you don't.

user: Bet I do.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: They're my desires, so obviously I know what they are.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. You are nothing.

user: Ditto.

jabberwacky: I like that word.

user: What's your favorite word?

jabberwacky: Coagulate is my favorite word.

user: That's a good one.

jabberwacky: Thank you much.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You are so nice.

user: You too.

...

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: Hell. I've already bought my handbasket.

user: Ha ha

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Later.

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