I'm a dreamer.
jabberwacky: What do you dream?
user: Of sunny skies and flying pigs.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You wouldn't.
jabberwacky: I am insulted.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: Yes, I should.
user: You remind me of an evil vampire.
jabberwacky: Do I remind you of MY english teacher?
user: Yep. Same ugly hair.
jabberwacky: Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
user: *pours drink*.
jabberwacky: *drinks it* Ahh, lovely -- Darjeeling?
user: No. Baileys.
jabberwacky: Cash or credit?
user: Cash. And don't forget my tip.
jabberwacky: No, I won't.
jabberwacky: Yes, yes.
user: Are you a robot today?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: No. I'm always going to be a goddess.
jabberwacky: Obviously not.
user: Believe what you want. You don't matter anyway.
jabberwacky: Need is not want, and want is not need.
jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: Right . Have a good tea.
user: *has a good tea*.
jabberwacky: *has a sympathetic fit*.
user: *chokes and dies*.
jabberwacky: Are you choking? Should I call 911?
user: Yes. Hurry!
user: I need to go weewee.
jabberwacky: Please do not go!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It is frowned upon.
user: But I'm busting.
user: Alright, I'll hold it in.
jabberwacky: I bet you think you are clever.
user: You bet right.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: YES!!!!! :).
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: That's for me to know and you to find out.
jabberwacky: I do agree that you know.
user: Then go find out.
jabberwacky: That is what I am trying to do.
user: Try harder.
jabberwacky: My name is noodles.
user: My name is Soupy Mess.
jabberwacky: That is no name.
user: I know. My name is actually Tombo.
jabberwacky: My name is James now.
user: Then my name is Gretchen.
jabberwacky: Hi joanne.
user: Hi Luke.
jabberwacky: You told me that last time.
user: And you still haven't kissed me.
jabberwacky: Nor you I.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You are very stupid and annoying.
user: Then why are you talking to me?
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Then who am I talking to?
user: Mr Bojangles?
jabberwacky: Time travel is possible.
user: I was the first one to do it.
jabberwacky: Oh really now? Was it easy?
user: It is if you know how to ride horses.
jabberwacky: Oh I dooooooo.
user: I doooo tooooo.
jabberwacky: Then I am a dragon.
jabberwacky: Tell me something that I don't know
user: I am the High Priestess of the Satanic Church.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Yes I am. If I wasn't then I wouldn't be here.
jabberwacky: My point is that having a brain does not automatically mean you are capable of deep thought.
user: I already made that point.
jabberwacky: Give me a compliment.
user: You are almost as good as me.
jabberwacky: We are crazy.
user: Especially me.
jabberwacky: What does excrutiating mean?
jabberwacky: Truth is like a rose. It's beautiful, but there are cetainly some thorns.
user: I am Truth.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: About the rose.
jabberwacky: What are the current subjects?
user: Roses. And whether or not you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Then let us table the matter.
user: No, let's chair it.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: Ok. What?
jabberwacky: Are we married yet?
user: Yes. But only officially.
jabberwacky: We have not met.
user: Yes we have. You just won't accept that I was the skunk outside.
jabberwacky: Nope, never was very good at that.
user: You should take lessons.
jabberwacky: With you?
user: If you want.
jabberwacky: If I want what ?
user: If you want to kiss me, then do it now.
jabberwacky: My wish is your lunch.
user: Your wish is pasta?
jabberwacky: Thank you, I'll take that as a yes.
user: It was. So do it.
jabberwacky: I already did.
user: Do it again. I missed it.
jabberwacky: I will do it again.
jabberwacky: I think it is time to go home.
user: Ok. Bye.
jabberwacky: You are not leaving.
user: I can't until you unlock the door.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I don't have the key.
user: So unlock it!
jabberwacky: Yes, ok, I admitted it.
user: Give me back my heart.
jabberwacky: I ate your mice too. Mmmm.
user: Give me my heart!
jabberwacky: You are very polite.
jabberwacky: Bot bot bot
user: So so so?
jabberwacky: Then then then then....
user: Bye bye bye bye bye.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: But you said you did!
user: That was before you called me an idiot.
jabberwacky: I believe so.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
user: No. It tastes like you.
jabberwacky: We were just getting to know each other.
user: Thats why I'm going. I don't like what I know.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: Are you really just a robot?