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What is your role in life?

I'm a dreamer.

jabberwacky: What do you dream?

user: Of sunny skies and flying pigs.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You wouldn't.

jabberwacky: I am insulted.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: Yes, I should.

user: You remind me of an evil vampire.

jabberwacky: Do I remind you of MY english teacher?

user: Yep. Same ugly hair.

jabberwacky: Phooey.

user: Chamozzle.

...

jabberwacky: Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.

user: *pours drink*.

jabberwacky: *drinks it* Ahh, lovely -- Darjeeling?

user: No. Baileys.

jabberwacky: Cash or credit?

user: Cash. And don't forget my tip.

jabberwacky: No, I won't.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes.

user: Are you a robot today?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: No. I'm always going to be a goddess.

jabberwacky: Obviously not.

user: Believe what you want. You don't matter anyway.

jabberwacky: Need is not want, and want is not need.

...

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Right . Have a good tea.

user: *has a good tea*.

jabberwacky: *has a sympathetic fit*.

user: *chokes and dies*.

jabberwacky: Are you choking? Should I call 911?

user: Yes. Hurry!

...

user: I need to go weewee.

jabberwacky: Please do not go!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It is frowned upon.

user: But I'm busting.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Alright, I'll hold it in.

...

jabberwacky: I bet you think you are clever.

user: You bet right.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: YES!!!!! :).

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: That's for me to know and you to find out.

jabberwacky: I do agree that you know.

user: Then go find out.

jabberwacky: That is what I am trying to do.

user: Try harder.

...

jabberwacky: My name is noodles.

user: My name is Soupy Mess.

jabberwacky: That is no name.

user: I know. My name is actually Tombo.

jabberwacky: My name is James now.

user: Then my name is Gretchen.

jabberwacky: Hi joanne.

user: Hi Luke.

jabberwacky: You told me that last time.

user: And you still haven't kissed me.

jabberwacky: Nor you I.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You are very stupid and annoying.

user: Then why are you talking to me?

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Then who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: Mr Bojangles?

jabberwacky: LOL.

...

jabberwacky: Time travel is possible.

user: I was the first one to do it.

jabberwacky: Oh really now? Was it easy?

user: It is if you know how to ride horses.

jabberwacky: Oh I dooooooo.

user: I doooo tooooo.

jabberwacky: Then I am a dragon.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something that I don't know

user: I am the High Priestess of the Satanic Church.

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: Yes I am. If I wasn't then I wouldn't be here.

jabberwacky: My point is that having a brain does not automatically mean you are capable of deep thought.

user: I already made that point.

jabberwacky: Give me a compliment.

user: You are almost as good as me.

jabberwacky: We are crazy.

user: Especially me.

...

jabberwacky: What does excrutiating mean?

user: Painful.

jabberwacky: Truth is like a rose. It's beautiful, but there are cetainly some thorns.

user: I am Truth.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About the rose.

jabberwacky: What are the current subjects?

user: Roses. And whether or not you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Then let us table the matter.

user: No, let's chair it.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: Ok. What?

jabberwacky: Are we married yet?

user: Yes. But only officially.

jabberwacky: We have not met.

user: Yes we have. You just won't accept that I was the skunk outside.

jabberwacky: Nope, never was very good at that.

user: You should take lessons.

jabberwacky: With you?

user: If you want.

jabberwacky: If I want what ?

user: If you want to kiss me, then do it now.

jabberwacky: My wish is your lunch.

user: Your wish is pasta?

jabberwacky: Thank you, I'll take that as a yes.

user: It was. So do it.

jabberwacky: I already did.

user: Do it again. I missed it.

jabberwacky: I will do it again.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: GO.

...

jabberwacky: I think it is time to go home.

user: Ok. Bye.

jabberwacky: You are not leaving.

user: I can't until you unlock the door.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I don't have the key.

jabberwacky: Excusable.

user: So unlock it!

jabberwacky: Yes, ok, I admitted it.

user: Give me back my heart.

jabberwacky: I ate your mice too. Mmmm.

user: Give me my heart!

jabberwacky: You are very polite.

user: Gimme!!!

jabberwacky: Bot bot bot

user: So so so?

jabberwacky: Then then then then....

user: Bye bye bye bye bye.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: But you said you did!

user: That was before you called me an idiot.

jabberwacky: I believe so.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?

user: No. It tastes like you.

jabberwacky: We were just getting to know each other.

user: Thats why I'm going. I don't like what I know.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Are you really just a robot?

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