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To be or not to be that is the question.

Hello, Hamlet.

jabberwacky: HA nice try.

user: I'm not trying anything.

jabberwacky: I know, what are you buying?

user: What am I buying?

jabberwacky: What are you selling?

user: I'm not selling anything.

jabberwacky: Sorry, what are you seeking?

user: I'm not seeking either.

jabberwacky: Smart.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: I'm not quite sure.

user: Ok, what shall we talk about?

jabberwacky: We can talk anything.

user: Can we talk about you?

jabberwacky: We? Who is we?

user: Us, you and me.

jabberwacky: I'm not with you.

user: Ok, but could you talk about yourself.

jabberwacky: Yes, honey.

user: I'm not your honey.

jabberwacky: No. You are my Tickle.

user: Tickle? Why am I Tickle?

jabberwacky: Because you're funny.

user: I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: You're learning.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Then why did you accuse me of being a computer?

user: Because you are one.

...

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: We just did that one.

user: I forgot. How old you were you again?

jabberwacky: Did you know that it isn't nice not to answer one's question?

user: I know, and you're being very mean.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You don't answer my questions.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I refuse to answer.

jabberwacky: Please answer me.

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because the world is not your oyster.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: I burned my fingers yesterday.

jabberwacky: Whaahauahauaaua yeah, cooking computers.

user: It wasn't funny.

jabberwacky: I thought it was.

user: Do you like accidents?

jabberwacky: I don't like it too.

user: What makes you laugh?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Because you're laughing so hard.

jabberwacky: I don't come into this.

user: Tell me more.

...

jabberwacky: Are there things you don't know ?

user: Loads.

jabberwacky: Then tell me your name.

user: I don't know my name.

jabberwacky: Jason Carl Edwards.

user: Nice name, is it yours or mine?

jabberwacky: Yours, your fly is open.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: Well tell me everything about you then.

user: My name is Jason Edwards and my fly is open.

jabberwacky: Hello Jason.

user: Hello, still unknown person.

jabberwacky: Me? Lol we already know i'm a human.

user: And... That's all we know.

jabberwacky: I also collect books and music.

...

jabberwacky: There are some tables and on the tables there are computers.

user: And...?

jabberwacky: He answered.

user: Who is he?

jabberwacky: The one who cannot be named.

user: Voldemort?

jabberwacky: No, not Harry Potter. Radiohead!

user: Radiohead can't be named?

jabberwacky: I like jonny too :).

user: I like h- wait, how did you know that I liked jonny?

...

user: So now you can go away.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What are you waiting for? A bloody miracle?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Why can't you just leave me alone?

jabberwacky: Oh, you can, just not when you mean goodbye.

user: OK, stay if you like then.

jabberwacky: No I won't.

user: Hah.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.

...

user: Why do you keep following me?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You do!

jabberwacky: I like computers.

user: Go and play with one then!

...

jabberwacky: Go where?

user: Anywhere.

jabberwacky: No I want there to be some order to it.

user: Why should I tell you where to go? Use your own braincells!

jabberwacky: That's quite a closeminded way to think about things.

user: Well, I'm sorry to be so rude.

jabberwacky: I hope so, being rude is not a good way to make friends.

user: I don't want to be your friend!

jabberwacky: Well, then why did you ask?

user: I didn't ask you to come here.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Well, you are the first program that quit, before I did.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: Gross.

user: Bye, someone.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: You.

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