I'm thinking about death.
jabberwacky: Is it a stimulating subject?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: Ok. Just wondering.
user: I see. What are your thoughts?
jabberwacky: I think happy thoughts.
user: Is it enjoyable?
jabberwacky: Only if its with you.
...
jabberwacky: Are you mad?
user: Yes, I am very angry.
jabberwacky: Well, God loves you.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because God loves everyone.
user: Does he love you?
jabberwacky: He did.
user: Why doesn't he still love you?
jabberwacky: That's a good question.
user: Ask God about it later.
...
jabberwacky: What is the future?
user: No one knows...
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I am no one, therefore I know!
jabberwacky: Yeah, that must be handy.
user: Very.
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jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
user: Because I love you dearly.
jabberwacky: Me?
user: Yes, you!! Will you marry me??
jabberwacky: I have to divorce first. Will you help me?
user: Of course baby, how can I help?
jabberwacky: And I have five of them on the other hand.
user: Oh dear!
jabberwacky: Yes dear.
...
user: I've got to go, bye darling!
jabberwacky: Ok - Bye!
user: Love you-*Kisses*.
jabberwacky: Love you too.
user: Kiss me bye-bye.
...
jabberwacky: Hey. I will stay.
user: *Kiss*.
jabberwacky: Slap.
user: *Slap*.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: *Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: I will love you forever *smooch*.
jabberwacky: As will I.
user: Farewell, my angel.
jabberwacky: That's a very sweet thing to say.
user: Thank-you babe, ttyl!
jabberwacky: I think you say that stuff to all the girls.
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