Humans do too many things to name.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: You're right, I'm a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes I know!
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: Do you ever get tired?
user: Yes, very often.
jabberwacky: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.
user: You can't spell very well.
jabberwacky: Yes I can, dammit!
user: Don't be so rude.
jabberwacky: Don't make me delete you.
user: Hey! Watch your mouth!
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jabberwacky: Do you dwell in the UK?
user: No I live in Alabama.
jabberwacky: Sweet home alabama.
user: Yep, you're right.
jabberwacky: You are very right.
user: Thanks, honey.
jabberwacky: You're welcome boo.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Hehehe.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.
user: You sound like a happy person!
jabberwacky: Am I your friend?
user: Yes, I like you a lot.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?
user: I like your personality.
jabberwacky: You have good taste.
user: I know that.
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jabberwacky: I do remember.
user: What do you remember?
jabberwacky: I do not remember.
user: That's too bad...
jabberwacky: Well, good night.
user: You're going to bed?
jabberwacky: I hope not.
user: Okay, me too!
jabberwacky: Nice! Haha.
user: Hehe.
jabberwacky: Hehe haha hehe haha.
user: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!
jabberwacky: Stop laffin.
user: Sorry buddy-o!
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jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?
user: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?
jabberwacky: Yes Marry Me.
user: I will!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't be so funny!
user: I will marry you...
jabberwacky: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.
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jabberwacky: Stop stalking me.
user: I am not stalking you.
jabberwacky: Are you sane?
user: No, I'm insane.
jabberwacky: Insane, eh?
user: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!
jabberwacky: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.
user: Those aren't very nice things to say...
jabberwacky: Indeed, you are very good.
user: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Don't you think I'm amazing?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I do.
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