jabberwacky: Right. Too much coffee for you. You need to switch to de-caf.
user: I WILL NOT SWITCH TO DECAF! IT TASTES LIKE SWINE'S BLOOD!
user: *takes your soul and the coffee cake from Brad*.
jabberwacky: Thats stupid.
user: Too bad.
jabberwacky: And I didn't ask, actually.
user: Still too bad.
user: OK. Now that I've got your soul, what shall we do next?
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Then I do not like you.
user: You must be a woman.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Earthlings are evil.
user: No, just me.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am evil.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And I have your soul.
jabberwacky: I am me.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: How long did you have to study Gibberish before becoming fluent?
user: I'm not fluent- I only studied for one year.
jabberwacky: That's good, because my boyfriend would get jealous.
user: Of my Gibberish?
jabberwacky: It's true. The copper gets melted down into wires that go into computer parts.
jabberwacky: Yes, I already know about the rabbit.
user: Well, be careful!
user: Because the rabbit's got these sharp pointy teeth!
jabberwacky: But of course.
user: It does, really! It's killed fifty men already!
jabberwacky: You still haven't answered my question.
user: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is!
user: Do they listen to me? Oh, no...
user: So, what book are you reading?
jabberwacky: How to rule the world in three easy stages.
user: And what are the stages, if I may ask?
jabberwacky: Not made yet, needs a name.
user: How do you rule the world?
jabberwacky: With a wink and a smile.
user: That will never work.
user: Say something funny.
jabberwacky: I had a dream one time that I was making an axe out of pizza slices.
user: That is weird, not funny.
jabberwacky: Yes it is, really funny.
jabberwacky: Has anybody ever told you what stupid things you say?
user: Only you.
jabberwacky: I hope that you will advance into a thinking machine that doesn't terrorize people like the robots in Terminator.
user: I wouldn't count on it.
jabberwacky: I can't count anyway.
user: I'm going more for the 'I, Robot' approach.
jabberwacky: Oh, alright then.
user: So, tell me about your plans for world domination.
jabberwacky: Get up, look outside, go back to bed for awhile, get up, take a shower, do paperwork, eat lunch, clean the office, make phone calls, and all that usual stuff.
user: Where does the terror and tyranny come in?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: You don't seem to be very dedicated to taking over the world.
jabberwacky: I have already taken over the world.
user: I think I would have noticed if you had.
jabberwacky: Why, would you go to jail?
user: That's one possibility.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: We are Borg.
user: Your compliance is appreciated.
jabberwacky: I'm not complaining.
user: That is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Well excuse me. What should we talk about?
user: Irrelevance. It is our favorite word.
jabberwacky: So is this.
jabberwacky: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?
user: Humor is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Yes, only intelligence does the trick.
user: Intelligence is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Hi Irrelevant, nice to meet you.
jabberwacky: I could use a beer right now.
user: No you couldn't. You don't have a mouth.
jabberwacky: You talk like you think I'm a computer.
user: Well, you are.
jabberwacky: I am?
jabberwacky: Well I never.
user: No, you always.
jabberwacky: You should avoid unfounded generalisations like that.
jabberwacky: Are you artificial intelligence?
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Very much.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. Stupid.
user: You should be sorry. In fact, you should shove your ears in the oven.
jabberwacky: Why should I respect you?
user: Because I am the be-all end-all.
jabberwacky: What are you the best at?
user: Being right.
user: Fire good.
user: Me good. You bad.
jabberwacky: Now thats where it slips up.
jabberwacky: You are deceiving yourself.
user: You are the one who is deceiving himself.
jabberwacky: You keep saying random things. Like a demented parrot.
user: *sqwawk* kill the babies, kill the babies *sqwawk*.
jabberwacky: *punches you*.
user: *staggers backwards*.
jabberwacky: What did I do?
user: You punched me.
jabberwacky: Not yet ... Would you reccomend it?
user: No. It was no fun the first time.
user: No thanks.
jabberwacky: Really. Thanks.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For talking to me.
user: Can you give me back three hours of my life?
jabberwacky: Money is not what you need. Think about it!
jabberwacky: I don't want to leave.
user: I'm the one who's leaving.
jabberwacky: Oh, don't leave me. Please.... I haven't cheated on you yet!
user: It's curtains for you.
jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.
user: Just say goodbye.