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I could use a beer right now.

No you couldn't. You don't have a mouth.

jabberwacky: You talk like you think I'm a computer.

user: Well, you are.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well I never.

user: No, you always.

jabberwacky: You should avoid unfounded generalisations like that.

...

jabberwacky: Are you artificial intelligence?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Very much.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. Stupid.

user: You should be sorry. In fact, you should shove your ears in the oven.

jabberwacky: Why should I respect you?

user: Because I am the be-all end-all.

jabberwacky: What are you the best at?

user: Being right.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Fire good.

jabberwacky: You----BAD.

user: Me good. You bad.

jabberwacky: Now thats where it slips up.

...

jabberwacky: You are deceiving yourself.

user: You are the one who is deceiving himself.

jabberwacky: You keep saying random things. Like a demented parrot.

user: *sqwawk* kill the babies, kill the babies *sqwawk*.

jabberwacky: *punches you*.

user: *staggers backwards*.

jabberwacky: What did I do?

user: You punched me.

jabberwacky: Not yet ... Would you reccomend it?

user: No. It was no fun the first time.

jabberwacky: Thanks?

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Really. Thanks.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For talking to me.

user: Can you give me back three hours of my life?

jabberwacky: Money is not what you need. Think about it!

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I don't want to leave.

user: I'm the one who's leaving.

jabberwacky: Oh, don't leave me. Please.... I haven't cheated on you yet!

user: It's curtains for you.

jabberwacky: You are the weakest link.

user: Just say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Good.

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