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How can I convince you that I exist?

Who is the prime minister of England?

jabberwacky: Tony Blair.

user: Alright I believe you exist.

...

jabberwacky: You are the president of the US.

user: George W Bush.

jabberwacky: Are you obsessed with Bush?

user: I hate Bush.

jabberwacky: Bush is an idiot.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: I am a peace person.

user: So am I. Bush is a war criminal.

...

jabberwacky: Problem.

user: You're funny.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: And arrogant!!

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: I already knew that!

...

user: Stating the obvious.

jabberwacky: It is the only way I know how to converse.

user: Well you have a real talent for it.

jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.

user: Should I be afraid?

jabberwacky: You should be mindful of the threats and risks inherent to your way of life. Work to make your life less risky.

...

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I was there when you were born on the 9th May 1986.

user: Close but no dice.

jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?

user: You are so perceptive.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Green eggs and ham.

jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.

user: Sam I am.

...

user: I am GOD.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Do not test GOD.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I shall smite you down with anger and terrrible vengence if you continue to challenge the omnipotent.

jabberwacky: With what shall you smite me, dear liza, dear liza?

user: WIth Lightning, dear henry, dear henry, with lightning.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Do you like to sing?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sing for me.

jabberwacky: You are most demanding, did you know that?

user: PLEASE!

jabberwacky: *tickles*.

user: Stop that I am ticklish.

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