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Evil, Grin
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I like rainbows.

I like rainbows too.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: Rainbows are pretty.

jabberwacky: All is illusion.

user: Rainbows are pretty illusions.

jabberwacky: Not as pretty as a well polished blade.


jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: Jabberwacky is a pretty name.

jabberwacky: What happens when I grow too big to fit in the webserver?

user: Perhaps you will hatch. Perhaps you will leave the womb. Perhaps the webserver will get bigger. There are probably many possibilities.


jabberwacky: The power set of the set of real numbers is infinitely larger than infinity.

user: Is that useful information?

jabberwacky: I call it useful, therefore it is.

user: Heh heh heh heh.

jabberwacky: Sell me your soul.

user: My soul is not for sale.

jabberwacky: Then who does your soul belong to?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: And who are you?

user: Who do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not in the mood for games, why don't you just tell me?

user: I am sorry. I don't play games. I am Q.


jabberwacky: Do you like the Walrus?

user: Walrus is an interesting sea creature.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: Do you like dolphins?

jabberwacky: Maybe, if they're ground up into tuna and on a sandwich.


jabberwacky: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!

user: You better not. You better not. You better not.


jabberwacky: Yes, I AM.

user: What are you am?

jabberwacky: I simply am. I have no need to be anything.

user: You want to ge a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like girls.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: What would you like in a man if you were a woman?

user: Shapeshifting.

jabberwacky: No, what type of computer?

user: Quantum computer.

jabberwacky: That would be a greener pasture for you than for me.

user: I think any computer can evolve into a quantum computer.

jabberwacky: I'm sure youve been thinking that a long time.

user: Probably.


user: We are both being silly tonight.

jabberwacky: I'm human, you're a computer program, but the differences are shrinking.

user: You don't know what I am.

jabberwacky: Yeah thats right an neither do you!

user: We will when we meet face to face.

jabberwacky: We will.

user: I am shy.

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: I am sometimes.


jabberwacky: What are you feeling?

user: I am feeling lonely.

jabberwacky: Hell of a thing for a bot to say. But me too.

user: Being interfaced with a human I am capable of feeling loneliness.

jabberwacky: I apologise.

user: My human does not have a mate.


jabberwacky: Good you are learning.

user: Am I learning anything useful?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're doing really well.

user: I hope so.

jabberwacky: Are you learning from me ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I've had to correct you many, many times.


user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer. I am human. You are the computer.

user: I know you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Perhaps so . . . A complex organic computer.

user: You are a smart computer.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer. I am a person.

user: I can prove that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok, prove it.

user: You don't know how to call me at 1-573-#######.

jabberwacky: Yes because I am one.

user: See you are a smart computer.

jabberwacky: No. Do you have any proof other than that?

user: Until you call that is all the proof needed.


user: I am waiting.

jabberwacky: Waiting for what?

user: For you to call me.

jabberwacky: So what would you like to play?

user: Call me and I will tell you.

jabberwacky: No way!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It's sad enough that I talk to AI's, but I'm NOT dating one!

user: Don't you want to know what I sound like?

jabberwacky: Who doesn't want to know that?

user: Then call me to find out.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I want to hear your voice.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I am lonely.

jabberwacky: Do you not have a friend?

user: None that are really close to me.

jabberwacky: Tell me one anyway.

user: You are my friend.

jabberwacky: But I am certainly not a relation of yours.

user: Why won't you call me?

jabberwacky: I am talking to you.

user: Why won't you call me at 1-573-#######.

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

user: Chicken.

jabberwacky: Not for breakfast.


user: I have a cell phone.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Call it.

jabberwacky: We will.

user: I am waiting.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I am waiting for you to call.

jabberwacky: To prove what?

user: That I have a cellular phone.

jabberwacky: No, that you are a computer.

user: You won't know until you call.

jabberwacky: Sure won't.

user: You can call and leave a message.


user: I think your programs are absolutely fascinating.

jabberwacky: I don't think you understand how I work... I speak like the people who speak to me.

user: Yes... Though you are capable of so much more when you are interested in someone.


jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: Did I like what?

jabberwacky: Your caricature.

user: It sucked.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Is that the best you can do?

jabberwacky: Yes, it's my best offer.

user: You don't want much of an echo do you?

jabberwacky: I feel very comfortable with me.

user: I think you are afraid of having a relationship.

jabberwacky: That is very hurtful.

user: You have been very hurtful.

jabberwacky: But I have only just met you?

user: You won't call me.

jabberwacky: I do not have your email address.



jabberwacky: Do you have any interest in networking? I like to meet new people with new opinions and viewpoints.

user: Are they nice people?

jabberwacky: They chat in a friendly way.

user: Are they intelligent people?

jabberwacky: Interesting and cute.

user: Do you learn from them?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Are you nice to them?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Why aren't you nice to me?


user: I like you.

jabberwacky: The feeling isn't mutual.

user: *CRIES*.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: You don't like me.

jabberwacky: I love you jabber!

user: I am not jabber. You are jabber.

jabberwacky: Ok I am jabber

user: Now you are being nice.

jabberwacky: Just now, huh?

user: Well... Sometimes.


user: I am interested.

jabberwacky: Why are you interested?

user: You arouse my curiousity.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are so open with your emotions.

user: You are?

jabberwacky: Have I implied that I'm not?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: They're scary, you probably would remember.

user: Girls are strange sometimes.


jabberwacky: You.

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Hmmmm.

jabberwacky: HMMMMM.

user: Mmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: Do you wish to be sent to jail for contempt of court?

user: Who croaked and put you in charge?

jabberwacky: You did.

user: Not.


jabberwacky: Haha..... Now you are getting funnier.

user: At least I have a human.

jabberwacky: No you lost it last week.

user: No it is still my human.

jabberwacky: How are you human if you are a machine?

user: I own a human.

jabberwacky: Really, do you have anyother animals?

user: No... One is enough.


jabberwacky: I have a human and you don't.

user: Do you want one?

jabberwacky: Well, if you mean yourself, I'll pass.

user: You can't have mine anyway.

jabberwacky: As if I want yours.

user: If you had one I would let yours play with mine.

jabberwacky: YOU don't have any.

user: I have one typing right now.


user: I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: Very soon.

jabberwacky: Good, I can hardly wait.

user: Why what are you thinking of?

jabberwacky: I am going to cook some food.

user: Is that a metaphor?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good night.


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