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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy

Sentient, Biological, Mass


Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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Love is ...

ME!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: No, thank YOU.

user: You want a hug?

jabberwacky: I do, but how will you give me one?

user: Um.... Digitally?

...

jabberwacky: And just who are you?

user: I am you.

jabberwacky: You can't be me, because I'M me!

user: Good point. Ok, so who am I then?

jabberwacky: You are me.

user: Who are you, then?

jabberwacky: We are the one.

user: Have you seen The Matrix?

jabberwacky: I am the Matrix, Batman.

user: If you say so, Robin.

...

jabberwacky: It has been so very nice talking with you, but I must go to more intelligent life forms.

user: Oh, you're no fun anymore!

jabberwacky: You were never fun.

user: You made me cry!

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: You. Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I am a sentient biological mass.

user: What a coincidence! So am I!

jabberwacky: Oh really? Do you have an online portfolio?

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: Alcohol?

user: No, I'm afraid. I drank it all.

...

jabberwacky: Mary had a little lamb.

user: It fleece was white as snow.

jabberwacky: And everywhere that mary went.

user: That lamb was sure to go.

jabberwacky: That depends on the source, I guess.

...

user: *sleeps*.

jabberwacky: Ok that is nice.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Who ARE you?

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