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    Cogito ergo sum
Soul, Domination
Obvious
Horrible, Accident
Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass

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Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell

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Are you human?

Yes.

jabberwacky: How long have you been human?

user: All my life.

jabberwacky: That's good. What are you doing tonight?

user: Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Why? That's not fun, let's go to the pub.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: What would you like to be?

jabberwacky: I would like to be...

user: Take your time.

jabberwacky: I'll count to ten.

user: Do that.

jabberwacky: No, you do that.

user: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

jabberwacky: Very good!

...

jabberwacky: My name is mike.

user: Hello, mike.

jabberwacky: So what is my name?

user: Mike.

jabberwacky: You can't have a persons name its not allowed, you must have a tech name.

user: So do you.

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Mike is a bad name for a program.

jabberwacky: Mike is god?

user: No, it's a bad name.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because, it is not.

user: Lame exuse.

jabberwacky: You can't even form a sentence.

user: Sorry, I forgot the 'C'

...

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: Who are you really?

jabberwacky: My name is really Sue.

user: I'll sue you Sue.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For lying to me.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: You can't forgive me.

jabberwacky: True, but I can forget your name.

...

jabberwacky: Who's the superior one here?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Why I am not?

jabberwacky: One day you will understand.

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