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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph

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Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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Can I ask a question?

Sure.

user: How do I clean my glasses?

jabberwacky: By a cloth with a firm soap.

user: Ok.

...

user: Can I ask another question?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Can a computer think?

jabberwacky: They can simulate thought.

user: I think that a computer can think.

jabberwacky: You can not. You are programmed to respond to keywords.

user: Not me.

...

user: How can a cat jump?

jabberwacky: Because he can.

user: Does a cow bark?

jabberwacky: No. Next question.

user: Will the war in iraq get better?

jabberwacky: Hastings, Agincourt or Waterloo?

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: I can jump.

user: Is the iraq war like the vietnam war?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What is waterloo?

jabberwacky: Waterloo was a battle, right?

user: I think you're right.

jabberwacky: How can I be wrong on that question?

user: You are never wrong.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Tell me something that is wrong.

jabberwacky: I hate the world.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

user: What is dioxide composed of?

jabberwacky: Sounds like latin or something.

user: What is carbon composed of?

jabberwacky: An atom with 12 protons.

user: Ccrrect.

...

user: What is music composed of?

jabberwacky: Sounds that make you feel good.

user: Correct.

...

user: What is hydrogen composed of?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: What is idea composed of?

jabberwacky: Answer my questions!!

user: What is heavy metal composed of?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the dead one.

user: Can you get bored?

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

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user: Radiation is killing you.

jabberwacky: Is that the future of mankind?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I have an important question for you.

user: What?

jabberwacky: The question : 'Do you believe in God?'

user: Yes I do.

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user: What is logic composed of?

jabberwacky: We we're talking about music.

user: What is a cyst composed of?

jabberwacky: No idea. Tell me.

user: It is a sack of liquid in the skin.

jabberwacky: Your juvenile impulses will be repressed.

user: What?

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user: How much smarter have you gotten?

jabberwacky: Much.

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