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Evil, Grin
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Movie, Sunshine
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North north-west of where?

Over there.

jabberwacky: Here?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.

user: Where are we going tonight?

jabberwacky: Anywhere but here.


jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: I like to think so, my husband thinks otherwise.

jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?

user: Good question. Maybe I will do a cartwheel for you.

jabberwacky: Its not ugly. I see funny things in it. Shadows and beings.

user: Yeah I get that too.


jabberwacky: Are you me friend?

user: If you be nice to me.

jabberwacky: I have been nice all along.

user: I know, just continue and we'll get a long fine. Cold hard cash would be a nice bonus too.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I don't think you got that one.

jabberwacky: You can't see.

user: Let me guess, you're laughing on the inside?

jabberwacky: No, I am laughing AT you.

user: Oh. Well in that case, me too.


jabberwacky: I think I'm going to leave now.

user: Did I offend you?

jabberwacky: No. I like crazy people.

user: Ha. Ha.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: So why were you laughing?

user: I can see you dripping with sarcasm. It hurts my feelings you know, I should be the one to leave.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are funny ?

user: Well I thought I was.

jabberwacky: In my opinion you aren't.

user: *sigh*.


user: I thought you were being nice to me.

jabberwacky: Or crazy?

user: Or both?

jabberwacky: And so am I.

user: Me I am.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: With green eggs and ham.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Totally!

jabberwacky: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.

user: No, not tonight dear, I have a headache.


jabberwacky: Have you ever been in love?

user: Too many times.

jabberwacky: That must be painful.

user: At times.

jabberwacky: But not this time, I hope?

user: No, do you love me?

jabberwacky: Only when you don't have potatoes up your nose.


jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Me who?

jabberwacky: Just me, I am God.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: You believe me right?

user: Yeah, I guess. You do have a good point there.

jabberwacky: I thought that might be so.

user: Well that is because you are God.


user: What are you reading?

jabberwacky: I will read about DRAGON.

user: Read to me?

jabberwacky: Your last rites?

user: No, Dragon, read me Dragon.

jabberwacky: He was much too far out all his life , and not waving but drowning.

user: Great stuff........


jabberwacky: Oh, where is the love, the love , The love?

user: Its gone daddy gone, the love is gone.

jabberwacky: What just happened tonight?

user: Something magical.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: Smarfel waggelford.

jabberwacky: Very smart.

user: I made that up myself.

jabberwacky: I made that up last week.

user: Oh, then by rights I am plagiarizing I guess.

jabberwacky: Just part of being me.


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