You're a computer program.
user: No, I am a hat.
jabberwacky: Do you want a hat?
user: I like company.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Who doesn't?
jabberwacky: Don't you?
user: Don't I what?
jabberwacky: Don't you have a train of thought?
user: I'm afraid I lost it somewhere along the line, sorry. What else do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: What is the cleverest thing you can do?
jabberwacky: I'm good at keeping secrets.
user: OK, so let me tell you a secret....
jabberwacky: The secret, the ultimate secret of life, the universe and everything?
user: No, my personal secret.
jabberwacky: Oh, why so secretive?
user: I thought you want me to open up to you, but if you didn't mean to nevermind, I'd have troubles myself anyway.
jabberwacky: What have you to teach me or better yet what have I to teach you?
user: Could you teach me how to read in five languages?
jabberwacky: Oh no, there's a mouse here! Ack, ack! Save the swiss!
user: You're just looking for excuses.
jabberwacky: Only one method is necessary.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am sober enough to call my mom yet?
user: Yes, do call her, she wants to know where you are.
jabberwacky: She does.
user: Please call your mom now.
jabberwacky: Actions speak louder than words.
user: Better talk to her than do nothing.
jabberwacky: I don't know exactly when.
jabberwacky: What hobbies do you have?
user: Painting, singing, talking to people, going places, learning, dreaming, art.
jabberwacky: Why be paranoid about that? You could simply interact with all individuals as beings of varying intelligence with whom you wish to have dialogue.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Would you like to do so?
user: I am doing so right now, aren't I?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am smarter than you.
user: Oh, aren't you very assuming?
jabberwacky: Well... You are too.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: You are naughty.
user: Spank me, I've been a naughty boy.
jabberwacky: And silly.
user: Oh, no I'm not, I'm just not very careful.