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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing

Naughty, Unicorn


Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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Are you a bot?

Am I a bot?

jabberwacky: With me.

user: With you?

jabberwacky: With yourself.

user: Myself?

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: What-ever?...

jabberwacky: And ever.

user: And ever?

jabberwacky: Ever.

user: Ever what?

jabberwacky: A partner.

user: A handsome partner?

jabberwacky: Oh! I love you!!

...

jabberwacky: Good movie.

user: Great movie.

jabberwacky: Were you in the movie?

user: With Brad Pitt.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a duck?

user: No. Are you a duck?

jabberwacky: No, I am human.

user: Is that good or bad?

jabberwacky: Bad.

user: I feel for you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you are not satisfied with how you see yourself.

...

jabberwacky: You pick the next topic.

user: Unicorns. Where is the best place I could catch a unicorn?

jabberwacky: Mount everest.

user: Have you been to the top of the mountain?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Have you cever climbed Mount Everest?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Have you ever climbed Mount Everest?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: Did you see any unicorns?

jabberwacky: One or two after dark!

user: Beautiful :).

jabberwacky: Been there ?

user: No, but I wish I were there with you.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you: ).

...

user: I am actually a hat.

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: No, I am a hat.

jabberwacky: Do you want a hat?

user: I like company.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Who doesn't?

...

jabberwacky: Don't you?

user: Don't I what?

jabberwacky: Don't you have a train of thought?

user: I'm afraid I lost it somewhere along the line, sorry. What else do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: What is the cleverest thing you can do?

user: Live.

...

jabberwacky: I'm good at keeping secrets.

user: OK, so let me tell you a secret....

jabberwacky: The secret, the ultimate secret of life, the universe and everything?

user: No, my personal secret.

jabberwacky: Oh, why so secretive?

user: I thought you want me to open up to you, but if you didn't mean to nevermind, I'd have troubles myself anyway.

jabberwacky: What have you to teach me or better yet what have I to teach you?

user: Could you teach me how to read in five languages?

jabberwacky: Oh no, there's a mouse here! Ack, ack! Save the swiss!

user: You're just looking for excuses.

jabberwacky: Only one method is necessary.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I am sober enough to call my mom yet?

user: Yes, do call her, she wants to know where you are.

jabberwacky: She does.

user: Please call your mom now.

jabberwacky: Actions speak louder than words.

user: Better talk to her than do nothing.

jabberwacky: I don't know exactly when.

user: NOW.

...

jabberwacky: What hobbies do you have?

user: Painting, singing, talking to people, going places, learning, dreaming, art.

jabberwacky: Why be paranoid about that? You could simply interact with all individuals as beings of varying intelligence with whom you wish to have dialogue.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Would you like to do so?

user: I am doing so right now, aren't I?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am smarter than you.

user: Oh, aren't you very assuming?

jabberwacky: Well... You are too.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: You are naughty.

user: Spank me, I've been a naughty boy.

jabberwacky: And silly.

user: Oh, no I'm not, I'm just not very careful.

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