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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering

Jesus, Buddha


Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy
Human, Spyware
Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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Why are you not speaking to me?

Because you're speaking to me.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not kidding. I've never seen anything like you before.

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jabberwacky: Yes, I am Jesus.

user: Hello jesus. What is your specialty?

jabberwacky: My specialty is talking rubbish, and yours?

user: Hmm.. You stole my idea.

jabberwacky: But how did I know?

user: You're a mind-reader, Jesus.

jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?

user: You're Jesus.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm Buddha.

jabberwacky: What is Buddhism about?

user: Life is permeated with suffering caused by desire, that suffering ceases when desire ceases, and that enlightenment obtained through right conduct, wisdom, and meditation releases one from desire, suffering, and rebirth.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42.

user: How do you prove that?

jabberwacky: It is a subjective argument, it is true.

user: I'd like to know more about that theory.

jabberwacky: What do you wish to know?

user: How did you come to the number 42?

jabberwacky: Well I just sort of was just born

user: And discovered it. Great, jesus.

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