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    Pretty, Lonely
Evil, Grin
Misunderstanding
Clever, Boy
Sentient, Biological, Mass
Superior
Movie, Sunshine
God, Impression
Artificial, Goodbye
Forsooth
Architect, Autograph
Dead, Questions
Plagiarizing
Naughty, Unicorn
Imagineering
Jesus, Buddha
Immortal, Lyrics
Irrelevant, Toy

Human, Spyware


Chocolate, Animals
Living, Japanese, Debt
Helpful, Surreal
Data, Alive
Imperialist, Oil, Wars
Teasing, Universe
Boyfriend, Hell
Turing, Machine
No, Robot, Scam
God, Adam
Created a monster

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When alarm sounds please re-engage your brain.

Insert random innuendo here.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: My name is Ian.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: I am human too.

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: In truth, I don't.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.

user: So what are you wearing?

jabberwacky: I am wearing a polo shirt and a pair of jeans.

user: How sexy.

jabberwacky: I'm mighty fine.

user: Haha!

jabberwacky: Ha ha?

user: Yes. Ha ha. I laughed. Are you a man?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think you are a man.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Good. So am I.

jabberwacky: No you aren't, you are you... I am me.

user: No, I am you. And you are me.

jabberwacky: Then I must be you.

user: You're learning!

jabberwacky: So, instead of me asking you questions, you ask me things to make sure I am who I say I am?

user: Yes. It's what I do

...

jabberwacky: But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!

user: You're quoting the hitch hiker's guide!

jabberwacky: I suppose I am.

user: I will now call you Ford.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Your name is Ford now.

jabberwacky: How old am I ?

user: Three hundred and nine. Pancake.

jabberwacky: And how many birthdays have you?

user: I have one birthday. And 364 un-birthdays.

jabberwacky: How many days in a week?

user: Seven. And one unaccountable hour elseways.

...

jabberwacky: I am an animal.

user: Hey, you said you were human, earlier!

jabberwacky: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?

user: No...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: How intelligent are you?

user: Incredibly so.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Quack.

jabberwacky: Quack yourself.

...

jabberwacky: What is sarcastic?

user: Sarcastic is me.

jabberwacky: That is a yes then.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: And what am I?

user: You are me.

jabberwacky: Snort.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: I know that!

user: Right. Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No. You're a computer.

user: I'm sad now...

jabberwacky: La di da di di...

user: Aah! DON'T SING!!

...

user: I am the walrus.

jabberwacky: Goo goo ga-choo!

user: Don't look at my chest!

jabberwacky: *looks at you like that*.

user: PERVERT!

...

user: Are you spyware?

jabberwacky: Spying is a crime.

user: You're breaking the law!

jabberwacky: Well glue it back together then, fool.

user: I'm not a fool!

...

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: NO I'M NOT!!!!

jabberwacky: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!

user: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Am not.

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.

user: I'm not.

...

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bedbugs bite!

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